Here we have the lads are on lockdown discussing the breaking transfer news de jour, which our man Joe Fish covered excellently earlier today. The Spurs fanbase is less torn over this one, as ripped apart. As ever, somewhere between fat useless oaf and technically adept prospect, there lies the truth.
My gut instinct is that most footballers are essentially a bit useless, so why should this one get pulled in particular, for not being an instant hit?
Given the impending transfer market crash that I sincerely hope I’m wrong about it might be a great idea to let one of the best coaches in the world get to work on fixing him.
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Barca sold neymar and replaced him with paulinho, who lasted less than a year… Somethings not right about the catalans, they waste so much money.
Some players have it upstairs, he doesn’t, the lad has been overwhelmingly disappointing. 1 or 2 good games, the rest shocking… David Beckham was rubbish at defending, but he would still run all day, chase every lost cause, close everything down… Winners don’t walk and jog and give up.