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Has Your Rabona Gone Down Yet?

Has Your Rabona Gone Down Yet?

My unceasing hope is that people that write footballers off without giving them a fair go are unrepresentative. For every sullen oaf that grunts out a “he’s sh*t” based upon less than sparse evidence – there might be a hundred rational people, waiting to see what time and opportunity might bring. Last night’s opposition weren’t great. In fact, they may ... Read More »

Poch Hints

Poch Hints

The kiss of death has been softly planted by Pochettino. Jan is an important player for Tottenham and for us. But a lot of rumours and information and different situations, and for me it’s easy because I don’t read it. Never.” So he’s gone in January then. The words important and player are only ever wheeled out together in the ... Read More »

Brace Yourself

Brace Yourself

The last two words Mrs Hotspur (pictured above) heard before our marriage was consumated, in a moonlit bus shelter on the A148, just outside West Runton. On an equally depressing note, The People are running with the tale that Ali Ahamada, the Toulouse goalkeeper has been not only targeted but the player’s agent spoken to by Spurs. The suggestion being ... Read More »

Breaking Stale News

Breaking Stale News

Good afternoon where you are. I am in a fake Irish pub, which in complete compliance of Murphy’s Law; being approximately 300 times better than an actual Irish pub. For one, the pints are half the price, and two, you don’t have to actually get on more than a bus to walk through the door of the gaff. Not to ... Read More »

A Tin Of Room Temperature Piss Speaks

A Tin Of Room Temperature Piss Speaks

It never rains but it pours when Tim Sherwood opens his bladder. The biggest Tottenham fan you’ll ever meet© has to be one the most uninformed, divisive pieces of cancerous muck to have ever ‘graced’ the beautiful game. Certainly since Arry Redschnapps. The UNEMPLOYABLE Sherwood told a limited BT Sport audience, who were clearly too stoopid to simply watch the ... Read More »

Angst Riddled Analysis

Angst Riddled Analysis

Funny how the human brain functions. Like knowing you’re in a plane that is one hundred percent, absolutley going to crash into a mountain, yet a voice in your head rapidly rationalises how by some stroke of utterly impossible luck, you’ll survive. So if I told you that – despite getting wallopped yet again by City, for much of the ... Read More »

Late Tests For Two

Late Tests For Two

City away. It’s enough to make you turn to drink. To add to the probable/possible* (*please delete as appropriate) woe of it all, both Chadders and Hugo are subject to late fitness tests, according to Physioroom.com. City have scored 14 and conceded 7. We’ve scored 9 and also conceded …7. You don’t need to be a brain surgeon to work ... Read More »

24th Minute At Man City

24th Minute At Man City

A young Spurs fan, Tom Clark died this week. He was 23. Tom was due to go and watch us play Man City away this weekend, which would have been his 24th birthday. Tom played for Pitsanger Dynamos – his club bio says: Tom is the younger brother of player/manager Alex. Tom can play through the middle and down both ... Read More »

No One Can Stop Him

No One Can Stop Him

Here’s an extract from a lengthy right of reply that Christian Eriksen’s agent, Morten Olsen sent to Bt.dk. This was in a direct response to his client having been bawled out of it by his International coach as Denmark lost to Portugal. I was very surprised that he took Christian Eriksen out at all. I had absolutely no impression that he ... Read More »

STINKER!

STINKER!

One of our own, our very own has been verbally duffed up by his International coach. Denmark supremo Morten Olsen said: It is a brutal world, otherwise you have to play at another level. It is not Ajax any more, this is not development. After so many matches he could pick up the ball and help to control the game. ... Read More »

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