Good morning where you are. And straight to it, Eduardo Santiago writing for Portuguese outlet Desporto last night, says here he has ‘a source close to the process’ and João Filipe Iria Santos Moutinho will play at White Hart Lane next season. Strong stuff. Santiago goes on to say that THFC had declined to comment and that Monaco were ... Read More »
Guten Morgan. André gave his pre Sunderland presser this morning as I ‘m sure a good many of you will already be aware. And as Eddie Waring said to Stuart Hall, the devil’s in the detail. “You know this club is very active in the last weeks of the transfer window, so you can see that speculation is growing ... Read More »
Good evening where you are. Courtesy of the world wide web, which ODM’s carer in chief has assured me personally is, ‘lots of fun, for all age groups.’ We get this harrowing yet simultaneously heart warming image. So what were the possible exchanges that took place betwixt our ginger naffin’ genius, and the cockney mafioso? You know the drill ... Read More »
Good afternoon. The breaking news is of course that Dances With Scones, Jake Livermore, Bonzo and Azza Blud have been accused of being out on the lash and not quite getting into a punch up with some streak of wee wee from popular beat combo, One Direction. The line that killed me from The Mirror was ‘…jeroboams of vodka on ... Read More »
The latest Hotspur’s Half Hour is out. Possibly one of our finest productions to date. Unless you’ve heard the other ones. Look, we all got busted on the ‘hope’ of Wigan draw, or better vibe, but listening to ODM, Bruxie and the new, clean shaven sounding me is that we all clearly think ‘this‘ is still very much doable. ... Read More »
Afternoon to you. Football’s gruesome side shows its face again. Queens Park Rangers’ Loic Remy along with two other ‘gentlemen’ have been arrested in connection with an allegation of rape made by a 34 year old woman. Meanwhile in the Paddy Power offices, interns are busy busy busy creating full kit wonker type photoshop ‘funnies’ featuring John Terry who ... Read More »
Rumour has it, that this very night, some intransigents are playing some mob who won pot at the weekend, but why bore you with that, when I can bore you with this…! Spurs have been caught scouting. Probably. Thought to be valued at some €9m, Nicolas Robert Christian Lombaerts is a 28 year old left back who plays for Zenit ... Read More »
Good morning where you are. Stoke away is what we call in the trade an unfun fixture. But you can’t ask much more from the boys than a Charlie Adam sending off, a few choruses of happy birthday, and 3 points in the bank. Also an honorable mention for Mr Friend, the referee. Given that trying to play a ... Read More »
Good afternoon where you are. The draw at Second Hand Fridge was all very credible, but we know well where it left us. Today is about winning. How we win has to go out the window somewhat given the consequences. Lawro predicts a 1-1 draw, but then by his book, QPR are still on for a UEFA spot. In ... Read More »
The tension mounts. Aston Villa face Chelsea today, a big day at Villa Park. The vox humana will of course be swelling over the sad retirement of Stiliyan Petrov and relief can be just as big a motivator as fear can. Lambert, ably assisted by Benteke being on fire and Barren Dent keeping well out of the way. If ... Read More »
