Good stuff from the Daily Mail here, for those fans that can tear themselves away from transfer rumours which are as likely to happen as your local pub opening next week… Again, this strategy comes from our friends the Germans, whose Bundesliga will recommence on May 9th.
Protocols for match days is pretty standard stuff, with the clubs’ player all living in the same hotel. Of course, there’s no room service, no girls, no friends dropping over, no nothing which might break the very clear guidance from the state.
Curiously enough, despite all the frustrations vented about the Tottenham Hotspur stadium, Spurs’ arena will come into its own in this Zombie Apocalypse era, as the players could use the NFL changing rooms – and lodge at Hotspur Way. Which should give us a discernable edge.
- Match day squads to arrive spread across several coaches
- Deep clean of stadium facilities
- Temperatures taken upon arrival
- Personalised drinks bottles
- Substitutes to change etc separately
- No close quarters conversations
Tottenham have an opportunity to redeem themselves here, question is, will they be able to do it? So far, it’s been a bit of a mess.




Through a high powered fan.
Bit of a mess…. so far id describe our season as the equivalent of passing a bowel movement into your hand and launching it high powered into a wall