Sean Dyche on @BurnleyOfficial’s past attempts to sign @HKane ✍️
— Hayters TV (@HaytersTV) December 8, 2019
🗣 “We offered a bag of chips and a stick of rock” 🍟😂 pic.twitter.com/zEaCDSYm1S
Poor old Sean Dyche, his boys took one hell of a beating. At least he’s been left with his movie-star looks, voice of a nightingale and the wit of Jack Kennedy.
Maybe scrap that last bit.
Heung Son-Min’s extraordinary goal was so extraordinary, that it rather overshadowed the plaudit’s that Harry Kane’s first goal ought deserved more of.