Date: 31st January 2019 at 2:50pm
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David Ornstein from the BBC says that No’Cluedo is off to Monaco.

This is a loan deal.

Sadly.

For those vaguely interested in some details, that’s the princely sum of £20,000 a week off of the wage bill. The man who was once photographed wearing a Chelsea shirt managed to make 26 appearances and score one solitary goal.

Here we have a prime example of a Danny Darling Special.

A punt that was designed to escalate in value, opposed to a purchase to boost the the team on, to aid it winning trophies.

The way this club is run isn’t parody, but it is beneath contempt.

One can but wonder how many season ticket holders are refusing to even discuss Spurs with their friends and family these days.

Even for your average well heeled punter, there are always trade offs with wives and partners when it comes to these sort of ‘indulgences’.

A season ticket at Tottenham right now is like buying £1000 coat and having to sheepishly tell the missus, ‘I’ll grow into it, won’t I?’ every time you leave the house, looking like an extra from Honey I Shrank The Kids.

There have already been corporate refunds.