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Just Who Is This Guano Aimed At?

By The Boy -

It’s half past three as I begin to type this and there was a mumble (Spurs fans are really good at mumbling) about a stadium announcement today. 

The only news so far is that we’ve broken another utterly meaningless ‘record’. 

The club site has made the grand announcement that we’ve just played 20 games without a draw. 

Was this it? 

Beaten yes, drawn – no. 

This is another piece of utterly worthless propaganda from a ‘business’ that is too busy flogging £30 tours of a stadium that isn’t fit to open its doors yet because they are still reeling from the massive shambles they made by installing cheapjack/non compliant audio equipment. 

One trophy in nigh on 2 decades and we are still be fed on fodder and in conditions that would better suited to growing mushrooms. 

The patience of supporters is slowly but surely evaporating as the last drops of goodwill are squeezed out day after day. 

No apologies, not even the threat of any compensation, just the presentation of more and opportunities for YOU to throw more cash at this mess of a project. 

Well I do hope you’re all buckled up for what is being billed as a NASA approved resurgence of Spurs. 

THFC will need one just to break even. 

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Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
5 years ago

Hmmmmm, or Chelsea….or Liverpool….or Utd….or…..

Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
5 years ago

Twit should read *t w a t e r r y. Good word I made up.

Aussie in Switzerland
Aussie in Switzerland
5 years ago
Reply to  chrism090861

Yet Man City have no problem attracting players for the bench.

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
5 years ago
Reply to  Willie!

Trust me. Wild horse ballers out there that just need taming. Cheap. They are out there. Somewhere.

Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
5 years ago
Reply to  chrism090861

Yep, the same garbled twatery that has been around since summer rehashed and drooleed out again by pundits on Uncle Joes Xmas bonus list and Levy lobotomees….

Harry Hotspur
Harry Hotspur
5 years ago
Reply to  chrism090861

I want my mummy

chrism090861
chrism090861
5 years ago
Reply to  Harry Hotspur

I read an article from one of the BT Sport pundits yesterday (I think it was Hargreaves ??) basically saying that we did not need to buy anyone in the January window as they would not get into our first 11… My first thought was ‘And so it begins’. Levy must have been on to him to start popping this stuff in everyone’s mind !!

East Stand
East Stand
5 years ago
Reply to  Willie!

We’ll never know why ‘Mitch’ walked but it was something to do with the board not relinquishing control of the ‘budget’ to an expert they didn’t trust…

Harry Hotspur
Harry Hotspur
5 years ago
Reply to  chrism090861

In one, Chris. In one. This is called ‘conditioning’

Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
5 years ago

(Not cos I think we’re good enough)

East Stand
East Stand
5 years ago
Reply to  Tappaspur

‘Wrighty’ is way too familiar for an ex Gooner. He used to fully give us it and middle age might bring calmness and maturity but rivalries like that never fully go away.

However, like you say, begrudgingly I admit he’s one of the better pundits. He says it like it is, I generally agree with him. Merson however is utter garbage and Keown is full of it too, an irritating pseudo intellectual. It’s all an ex Woolwich conspiracy…

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
5 years ago
Reply to  dilly

Barca lions pooing themselves in their den. Crocodilespurs coming fe dem! 🙂

Willie!
Willie!
5 years ago
Reply to  Tappaspur

What purpose would it serve? We had Mitchell and his magic black box, and he saw very quickly it was all a charade, and got out quickly. What’s the use of scouts if you won’t actually buy anyone they find/recommend?

Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
5 years ago
Reply to  Paddio

The Premier League is so, so, so……SO bad, zero competition nowadays.

Harry Hotspur
Harry Hotspur
5 years ago
Reply to  JimmyGrievance

Hehehehehe

dilly
dilly
5 years ago
Reply to  Tappaspur

Urging Poch to play pacy KWP for a while will likely be a dream come true for the youngster tomorrow eve in Barca lions den when whatever the result is a learning experience for the lad playing against quality opposition.

Harry Hotspur
Harry Hotspur
5 years ago
Reply to  Sid Trotter

One for the Dads

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
5 years ago
Reply to  Willie!

He’ll never be wrighty to me. Just ian wright! I agree. He speaks more sense than most of them.

mattspurs
mattspurs
5 years ago
Reply to  Paddio

We used to be as shit as some of the mid-table teams at the moment – in fact they are probably better

Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
5 years ago

I’ve got inklings about tommorow. Some things afoot.

Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
5 years ago

ENIC FC……A no draw record.

Woooooooooo!!

JimmyGrievance
JimmyGrievance
5 years ago

They are doing announcements now because the PA system for announcements in the proper fashion is kaput.

All your fire safety and evacuation details will be emailed to you on the day ! Please print and bring with you in case of fire or direct hit by meteor. The company hold no responsibility should you or a loved one die.

Lots of love, stay safe.

Daniel

Sid Trotter
Sid Trotter
5 years ago

That image at the top reminds me of Peter’s and Lee

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
5 years ago

I want to read levy has employed more scouts. A lot more

Willie!
Willie!
5 years ago

I got a chuckle out of this line in the last blog:
“the success of black pundits such as Rio Ferdinand, Dwight Yorke, Paul Ince, and Ian Wright etc. ”

I enjoy Wrighty, probably my favorite MOTD pundit. But the rest of that list are rubbish, they may be successful in landing a gig and getting repeatedly hired (which is, I think, the appropriate metric when talking about “glass ceilings due to racism”), but they are terrible as pundits. Especially Rio, who sounds like he took way too many blows to the head over the years having started as a subpar intellect and ended up as a straight up potato.

Paddio
Paddio
5 years ago

Yeah best no draw record, what a season so far.
Though we are winning games in previous season we would have got a draw.
More standard of the league me thinks

chrism090861
chrism090861
5 years ago

Harry, they are doing ‘Announcements’ now so that they do not have to do any ‘We’ve bought a player’ announcements in january

Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
5 years ago

Well, nobody took a chance on a cheap Quintero, many negative comments about suggesting we took him…..anyone who naysayed have a little look at his performance and goal for River Plate in the Copa Libertadoras last night. All he needed was a bit of love and to get in shape. Another wasted opportunity…..but what do we need a quality option for eh?

Mad Carew
Mad Carew
5 years ago

Take the current 11/4, put the house on it because once the teamsheets are published you’ll be lucky to get even money Spurs, Beg, Borrow or Steal a few Grand and Lump On, wish I had taken the 13/2 earlier. Bet of the Season !

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
5 years ago

KWP gets a new contract. Yey a signing! 🙂

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
5 years ago

I say this before we play any 11 men. “Don’t show them any respect, go out there and do your thing” Barca we’re coming for you.

East Stand
East Stand
5 years ago

STADIUM UPDATE!!

Went past the place yesterday and there’s no way we will play match in there this season. Why can’t Levy just be honest about it? Weirdo…

Mad Carew
Mad Carew
5 years ago

Take the current 11/4, put the house on it because once the teamsheets are published you’ll be lucky to get even money Spurs, Beg, Borrow or Steal a few Grand and Lump On, wish I had taken the 13/2 earlier. Bet of the Season !

East Stand
East Stand
5 years ago

STADIUM UPDATE!!

Went past the place yesterday and there’s no way we will play match in there this season. Why can’t Levy just be honest about it? Weirdo…

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
5 years ago
Reply to  dilly

Barca lions pooing themselves in their den. Crocodilespurs coming fe dem! 🙂

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
5 years ago

I say this before we play any 11 men. “Don’t show them any respect, go out there and do your thing” Barca we’re coming for you.

dilly
dilly
5 years ago
Reply to  Tappaspur

Urging Poch to play pacy KWP for a while will likely be a dream come true for the youngster tomorrow eve in Barca lions den when whatever the result is a learning experience for the lad playing against quality opposition.

East Stand
East Stand
5 years ago
Reply to  Willie!

We’ll never know why ‘Mitch’ walked but it was something to do with the board not relinquishing control of the ‘budget’ to an expert they didn’t trust…

East Stand
East Stand
5 years ago
Reply to  Tappaspur

‘Wrighty’ is way too familiar for an ex Gooner. He used to fully give us it and middle age might bring calmness and maturity but rivalries like that never fully go away.

However, like you say, begrudgingly I admit he’s one of the better pundits. He says it like it is, I generally agree with him. Merson however is utter garbage and Keown is full of it too, an irritating pseudo intellectual. It’s all an ex Woolwich conspiracy…

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
5 years ago

KWP gets a new contract. Yey a signing! 🙂

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
5 years ago
Reply to  Willie!

He’ll never be wrighty to me. Just ian wright! I agree. He speaks more sense than most of them.

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
5 years ago
Reply to  Willie!

Trust me. Wild horse ballers out there that just need taming. Cheap. They are out there. Somewhere.

Willie!
Willie!
5 years ago
Reply to  Tappaspur

What purpose would it serve? We had Mitchell and his magic black box, and he saw very quickly it was all a charade, and got out quickly. What’s the use of scouts if you won’t actually buy anyone they find/recommend?

Willie!
Willie!
5 years ago

I got a chuckle out of this line in the last blog:
“the success of black pundits such as Rio Ferdinand, Dwight Yorke, Paul Ince, and Ian Wright etc. ”

I enjoy Wrighty, probably my favorite MOTD pundit. But the rest of that list are rubbish, they may be successful in landing a gig and getting repeatedly hired (which is, I think, the appropriate metric when talking about “glass ceilings due to racism”), but they are terrible as pundits. Especially Rio, who sounds like he took way too many blows to the head over the years having started as a subpar intellect and ended up as a straight up potato.

Is Gascoigne gonna have a crack?
Is Gascoigne gonna have a crack?
5 years ago

Well, nobody took a chance on a cheap Quintero, many negative comments about suggesting we took him…..anyone who naysayed have a little look at his performance and goal for River Plate in the Copa Libertadoras last night. All he needed was a bit of love and to get in shape. Another wasted opportunity…..but what do we need a quality option for eh?

mattspurs
mattspurs
5 years ago
Reply to  Paddio

We used to be as shit as some of the mid-table teams at the moment – in fact they are probably better

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
5 years ago

I want to read levy has employed more scouts. A lot more

Is Gascoigne gonna have a crack?
Is Gascoigne gonna have a crack?
5 years ago

Hmmmmm, or Chelsea….or Liverpool….or Utd….or…..

Is Gascoigne gonna have a crack?
Is Gascoigne gonna have a crack?
5 years ago

Twit should read *t w a t e r r y. Good word I made up.

Is Gascoigne gonna have a crack?
Is Gascoigne gonna have a crack?
5 years ago
Reply to  chrism090861

Yep, the same garbled twatery that has been around since summer rehashed and drooleed out again by pundits on Uncle Joes Xmas bonus list and Levy lobotomees….

Is Gascoigne gonna have a crack?
Is Gascoigne gonna have a crack?
5 years ago
Reply to  Paddio

The Premier League is so, so, so……SO bad, zero competition nowadays.

Is Gascoigne gonna have a crack?
Is Gascoigne gonna have a crack?
5 years ago

ENIC FC……A no draw record.

Woooooooooo!!

Is Gascoigne gonna have a crack?
Is Gascoigne gonna have a crack?
5 years ago

(Not cos I think we’re good enough)

Is Gascoigne gonna have a crack?
Is Gascoigne gonna have a crack?
5 years ago

I’ve got inklings about tommorow. Some things afoot.

Paddio
Paddio
5 years ago

Yeah best no draw record, what a season so far.
Though we are winning games in previous season we would have got a draw.
More standard of the league me thinks

Sid Trotter
Sid Trotter
5 years ago

That image at the top reminds me of Peter’s and Lee

JimmyGrievance
JimmyGrievance
5 years ago

They are doing announcements now because the PA system for announcements in the proper fashion is kaput.

All your fire safety and evacuation details will be emailed to you on the day ! Please print and bring with you in case of fire or direct hit by meteor. The company hold no responsibility should you or a loved one die.

Lots of love, stay safe.

Daniel

Aussie in Switzerland
Aussie in Switzerland
5 years ago
Reply to  chrism090861

Yet Man City have no problem attracting players for the bench.

chrism090861
chrism090861
5 years ago
Reply to  The Boy

I read an article from one of the BT Sport pundits yesterday (I think it was Hargreaves ??) basically saying that we did not need to buy anyone in the January window as they would not get into our first 11… My first thought was ‘And so it begins’. Levy must have been on to him to start popping this stuff in everyone’s mind !!

chrism090861
chrism090861
5 years ago

Harry, they are doing ‘Announcements’ now so that they do not have to do any ‘We’ve bought a player’ announcements in january

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