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Tottenham Go All Out To Secure Title Of ‘Carbon Emmison Jokers’ of 2021

By The Boy -

Recently, Spurs made a great fuss over their home game against Chelsea, turning the embarrassing thrashing into a carbon zero event, with everything from vegan food offerings, to compartmentalized rubbish bins, with Sky Sports’ touchline reporter, Geoff Shreeves arriving at the Tottenham Hotspur stadium by bicycle.

Thanks to this report from the Evening Standard, it now emerges that the club has laid on a private jet to fly Emerson Royal, Cristian Romero, and Giovani Lo Celso back to North London in order that they can hopefully at least play some part in our clash against Newcastle United at St. James’ Park. Davinson Sanchez must isolate for 10 days at the Spurs Lodge, as Colombia is one of seven countries on the UK red list that must quarantine.

Perhaps football clubs should stick to their primary role of producing football matches, as opposed to embarking upon campaigns that could inevitably cause a conflict of interest, and so make them look a little silly?

Spurs will face a tough crown in the North East this weekend, as the feel-good factor of new ownership at Newcastle is bound to have their support in a bullish mood.

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Elevenstonedidiots
Elevenstonedidiots
2 years ago

I heard Levy has taken to walking around Hotspur Way in Birkenstock’s and a hemp shirts these days. Our chief is Zen.

Glory Costs Too Much
Glory Costs Too Much
2 years ago
Reply to  Marbella Spur

I wish Levy would glue his arse to the tarmac in front of my car, I’m sure the breaks are dodgy.

Glory Costs Too Much
Glory Costs Too Much
2 years ago

More rank hypocrisy from Levy and enic. Jumping on whichever bandwagon happens to be passing that makes them look good. In actual fact having the opposite effect. Also if you’re going to crow to the world about how wonderful you are then you also need to back that PR up with a decent football team. Everyone remembers the way we were dismantled in 45 minutes, nobody remembers the carbon zero nonsense. Levy is so obsessed with the stadium that he has forgotten about the football club that resides there.

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Marbella Spur
Marbella Spur
2 years ago
Reply to  JimmyGrievance

I don’t think the indigenous natives of Patagonia think of Lewis as a contender for the Nobel Peace Prize any more than MBS of Saudi Arabia.
Perhaps Levy could have glued his ar*e to the cockerel at the top of the stadium to establish his green credentials and his sympathy for Insulate Rebellion. I am sure he cycled all the way home after the match to polish his undoubted zero carbon halo.

JimmyGrievance
JimmyGrievance
2 years ago

Goes back to them moaning about the Saudi’s taking over N’castle. They don’t really care about human rights violations… They’re just gutted the Saudi’s didn’t knock on our door.

The same with this latest fiasco. Do as we say not as we do. Are the players encouraged to buy electric cars, or do they continue to drive gas guzzling Range Rovers and Lamborghini’s.

Nothing ENIC do is for the good of anyone but themselves.

StuSpur
StuSpur
2 years ago

Easyjet I assume

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