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Spursy Updates: Feat. Sol Campbell’s Mind, £15k On A Dog & A Police Caution

By The Boy -

A certain degree of mental strength is required to get through these testing times unscathed and I would suggest that readers keep their attention firmly on the daily Coronavirus updates on TV. Leave it to the experts, and avoid all contact with journalists or any other waif or stray with an opinion. Sol Campbell, formerly of this parish has announced his own conspiracy theory on COVID-19, that it was designed to attack certain people.

The specific scientific evidence is currently being assessed, as was announced by the excellent Professor Jonathan Van Tam, to establish links between the virus and BAME deaths. Perhaps the Southend gaffer should primarily focus himself on how he’ll get his side out of 22nd place in League One?

Christian Eriksen isn’t particularly enjoying his stay in Italy. Despite the country being in a dreadful state because of the pandemic. The rather clueless Dane managed to pick up a caution from the cops, after breaking the country’s stiff stay at home guidelines.

“I’ve never had so much free time and you can’t even really go shopping. We can’t complain, as it’s far more difficult for many others, but it is so different to the life we are accustomed to.”

He said: “The police stopped me and in my rather bad Italian I had to explain what I was doing, where I was going and why I was out of the house.

The Sun

Hugo Lloris has apparently spent £15,000 on a dog, which might sound extreme, but it’s a security/attack dog, which appears to be a craze amongst some Premier League footballers. Question is, will he teach it to say “saucisson”?

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East Stand
East Stand
4 years ago
Reply to  James McKevitt

😂

East Stand
East Stand
4 years ago

Sol has always been a bit weird, this is just the latest bit of weirdness… 😂

James McKevitt
James McKevitt
4 years ago

Ah Christian Eriksen, just like the Italian police there were many times as I watched him “play” for Tottenham Hotspur that I felt like asking him in his bad Italian to explain what he was was doing on the football pitch, where he was going and why he was out of the house.

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