Date: 29th March 2019 at 7:11pm
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Sky Sports are reporting that Spurs are looking to FINALLY upgrade Fernando Llorente and Vincent Janssen, this summer.

Robert Skov is the Dane in the frame.

As per our boy Sonny, Skov isn’t an orthodox striker, rather an attacking winger for FC Copenhagen.

The U21 Danish international (now 22) joined København from Silkeborg last season, and soon became a settled regular – this season he has score 23 First Division goals.

In the lad’s last 10 games, Skov has scored 3 league hat-tricks.

Price? Difficult to asses accurately, but whatever Janssen and Llorente go for should more or less cover it.

Verdict? The boy has no problem finding the nest and looks to be fast and sharp, which would stand him in good stead for a Premier League move.

I’ll get called a racist (again) but this looks a cut above the usual Eurotrash Spurs have inflicted upon us in recent seasons.

Get it done.

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Comments
  • Aside from cerebrospinal fluid, what's on your mind?

  • East Stand April 10, 2019 at 3:07 pm

    All signings since or as Poch arrived;

    Clinton N’Jie
    Benjamin Stambouli
    Vincent Janssen
    Federico Fazio
    DeAndre Yedlin
    Georges-Kevin Nkoudou
    Pau Lopez
    Kevin Wimmer
    Michel Vorm
    Fernando Llorente
    Juan Foyth
    Serge Aurier
    Paulo Gazzaniga
    Lucas Moura
    Moussa Sissoko
    Davinson Sanchez
    Victor Wanyama
    Kieran Trippier
    Ben Davies
    Eric Dier
    Son Heung-min

    Dele Alli
    Toby Alderweireld

    The last two are the only two that make our strongest 11 without question.

    Sissoko, Trippier, Aurier, Sanchez are in and out of the side mainly because there’s nobody else. None of them have made a position their own.

    That’s a long list of players who just don’t cut it and we’re never going to improve the team. Perhaps Poch has told “unless you sign players that improve the team don’t bother.” Which might explain the last two windows…

    • Only Me again April 10, 2019 at 3:20 pm

      Its even scarier when you add up the cost. You realise that we do spend top teir money, we just but lots of junk rather than a little quality.

    • IsGascoignegonnahaveacrac April 10, 2019 at 3:20 pm

      All the duds are a direct result of Levy trying to scrimp, to do things on the cheap. Like you say the fact they’ve just given up buying shows how fruitless the model is. Its a farce. They’ve admitted. ‘We may as well buy nobody than what we get for what Levy allows to spend’.

      That is flabbergasting.

    • Eddie April 10, 2019 at 9:04 pm

      When you se the names like that you realise how much rubbish we have signed and how many have been impossible to move on.Levy will have to take a hit on a lot of them and you’re not going to tell me we couldn’t have improved on the majority of them.That’s bullshit.

    • Harry Hotspur April 10, 2019 at 11:19 pm

      Sanchez has been superb, Wanyama has a touch of the ‘Ledders’ and Son has been frequently fab, but my god there are far too many punts on that list and far too much dead money.

  • East Stand April 10, 2019 at 2:54 pm

    A signing that makes sense? Forget it…

  • Legendary Greavesy April 10, 2019 at 2:54 pm

    I would sign him just on his Free kicks puts Tin Tins efforts to shame plus looks like hes got a sweet left peg which we havent had for a long time. I agree H hes definitely wworth an investment

  • IsGascoignegonnahaveacrac April 10, 2019 at 2:54 pm

    What a left pegger!? Far too good for Levy, he will end up at Chelsea, City or Utd with Ole’s Scandinavia connections. If not England maybe Bayern who are needing a change up.

    • East Stand April 10, 2019 at 3:07 pm

      The last player Spurs signed that was an upgrade on what existed was Toby.

      Since then they’ve all been average at best squad fillers. Foyth a prospect so separate him. In fact since Poch took over only Toby and Alli have cemented a first team spot.

      Sissoko is only getting a run because there’s nobody else.

  • Lilywhite without the II April 10, 2019 at 2:54 pm

    Price: Market rate
    Verdict: Not a hope in hell

    Bloody racist!

    • Harry Hotspur April 10, 2019 at 3:20 pm

      Seig heil, innit.

  • Billy the yid April 10, 2019 at 2:16 pm

    Maybe they can entice him with a tour of the art gallery on level 1 of the west atrium??? What the fuck is that about

    • East Stand April 10, 2019 at 2:54 pm

      It’s about art, that’s what it is.

      Don’t ask questions, accept it as good for you, make a note of your client reference number and go away, there’s a good boy…

      • Billy the yid April 10, 2019 at 3:07 pm

        Go away???? I’m never going in the place. Its a monument to everything that’s wrong with the game, and the real kick in the stones is due to the fact our illustrious leader owns a large collection of porno mags with picks of various dollar, pound, yen, euros, spurs are now world leaders in fetching the hooray Henry’s into the working man’s game.

        • IsGascoignegonnahaveacrac April 10, 2019 at 3:20 pm

          The Rothschild’s own us now…..along with most other things.

    • Brian Howes April 10, 2019 at 3:20 pm

      What’s that about? Like everything else, it’s about Enic and Levy being a bunch of massive turds.

      • East Stand April 10, 2019 at 11:19 pm

        Zero net spend shit shovelers…

  • East Stand March 30, 2019 at 5:27 am

    All signings since or as Poch arrived;

    Clinton N’Jie
    Benjamin Stambouli
    Vincent Janssen
    Federico Fazio
    DeAndre Yedlin
    Georges-Kevin Nkoudou
    Pau Lopez
    Kevin Wimmer
    Michel Vorm
    Fernando Llorente
    Juan Foyth
    Serge Aurier
    Paulo Gazzaniga
    Lucas Moura
    Moussa Sissoko
    Davinson Sanchez
    Victor Wanyama
    Kieran Trippier
    Ben Davies
    Eric Dier
    Son Heung-min

    Dele Alli
    Toby Alderweireld

    The last two are the only two that make our strongest 11 without question.

    Sissoko, Trippier, Aurier, Sanchez are in and out of the side mainly because there’s nobody else. None of them have made a position their own.

    That’s a long list of players who just don’t cut it and we’re never going to improve the team. Perhaps Poch has told “unless you sign players that improve the team don’t bother.” Which might explain the last two windows…

    • Harry Hotspur March 30, 2019 at 6:43 am

      Sanchez has been superb, Wanyama has a touch of the ‘Ledders’ and Son has been frequently fab, but my god there are far too many punts on that list and far too much dead money.

    • Eddie March 30, 2019 at 7:20 am

      When you se the names like that you realise how much rubbish we have signed and how many have been impossible to move on.Levy will have to take a hit on a lot of them and you’re not going to tell me we couldn’t have improved on the majority of them.That’s bullshit.

    • Only Me again March 30, 2019 at 7:47 am

      Its even scarier when you add up the cost. You realise that we do spend top teir money, we just but lots of junk rather than a little quality.

    • IsGascoignegonnahaveacrac March 30, 2019 at 9:32 am

      All the duds are a direct result of Levy trying to scrimp, to do things on the cheap. Like you say the fact they’ve just given up buying shows how fruitless the model is. Its a farce. They’ve admitted. ‘We may as well buy nobody than what we get for what Levy allows to spend’.

      That is flabbergasting.

  • East Stand March 30, 2019 at 5:01 am

    A signing that makes sense? Forget it…

  • Legendary Greavesy March 29, 2019 at 10:12 pm

    I would sign him just on his Free kicks puts Tin Tins efforts to shame plus looks like hes got a sweet left peg which we havent had for a long time. I agree H hes definitely wworth an investment

  • Lilywhite without the II March 29, 2019 at 9:06 pm

    Price: Market rate
    Verdict: Not a hope in hell

    Bloody racist!

    • Harry Hotspur March 29, 2019 at 11:04 pm

      Seig heil, innit.

  • IsGascoignegonnahaveacrac March 29, 2019 at 7:25 pm

    What a left pegger!? Far too good for Levy, he will end up at Chelsea, City or Utd with Ole’s Scandinavia connections. If not England maybe Bayern who are needing a change up.

    • East Stand March 30, 2019 at 5:07 am

      The last player Spurs signed that was an upgrade on what existed was Toby.

      Since then they’ve all been average at best squad fillers. Foyth a prospect so separate him. In fact since Poch took over only Toby and Alli have cemented a first team spot.

      Sissoko is only getting a run because there’s nobody else.

  • Billy the yid March 29, 2019 at 7:16 pm

    Maybe they can entice him with a tour of the art gallery on level 1 of the west atrium??? What the fuck is that about

    • Brian Howes March 29, 2019 at 8:22 pm

      What’s that about? Like everything else, it’s about Enic and Levy being a bunch of massive turds.

      • East Stand March 30, 2019 at 5:00 am

        Zero net spend shit shovelers…

    • East Stand March 30, 2019 at 4:58 am

      It’s about art, that’s what it is.

      Don’t ask questions, accept it as good for you, make a note of your client reference number and go away, there’s a good boy…

      • Billy the yid March 30, 2019 at 7:13 am

        Go away???? I’m never going in the place. Its a monument to everything that’s wrong with the game, and the real kick in the stones is due to the fact our illustrious leader owns a large collection of porno mags with picks of various dollar, pound, yen, euros, spurs are now world leaders in fetching the hooray Henry’s into the working man’s game.

        • IsGascoignegonnahaveacrac March 30, 2019 at 9:39 am

          The Rothschild’s own us now…..along with most other things.