Just shoot me in the face.
THESpursweb has become the post literacy poster boy for much (if not all, if one to think about templates) that is wrong with the way football is covered online.
The capitalization was warning enough, surely. You know, like their web of Spursness was the definitive one.
Ignore the fact that this in itself makes no sense whatsoever. Focus upon the implied nonsensical ownership. Focus.
And that’s without addressing the endless citations…
I blame millennials. In fact, I can see myself saying that from behind the bulletproofed witness box when I’m legally brought to book for the inevitable killing spree.
Only people so dumb as to have experiences; world views as shallow as, less than two score years could get excited by distinctly unexcitable stuff and worried about nothing.
At 1609hrs today we were told that Lo Celso had still NOT signed for Spurs.
By 1639hrs, we’re delivered the lethal injection of stupidity.
It turns out Ryan Sessegnon has still NOT signed for Spurs either.
A soupçon of sanity from yours truly.
I despise ENIC and believe that Daniel Levy to be a complete charlatan. I’m relatively certain this blog has occasionally hinted as much since 2006.
Yet even I understand the window doesn’t close until the 8th of August. The 8th. Of next month.
I’m told Levy is making best endeavours. I can only tell you what I’m told. Believe it or not, I don’t invent stuff.
I wish you all good mental health – but you won’t get that from a diet of ‘The End Could Be Nigh’ sandwich boards.
Alternatively, just shoot me in the face. Ta.
11days. 3 players minimum required. Aaaaaaand……….GO!
Its got THE at the top of it cos they’re on the payrole.
They’re*
Dyabala was another pig in the sky but I’d like to know if Levy did bid 45 million for him, why? Everyone on planet earth and beyond knows that would never EVER be enough. What is this man doing? There’s players , Affordable players that can enhance the squad but he’s wasting his and everyone else’s time with nonsense like this, if its true the bid was made. Its the actions of someone’s who trying to look like he’s trying. There’s serious work to be done.