A truly awful game that started poorly and got worse. Daniel Levy needs to stop giving bad interviews and start recruiting excellent footballers. Make no mistake, this season is on track to be a repeat of the last one.
This game was a complete shambles; Bayern swapped out most of their side and still went through the gears.
Vicario 0
What a predictable tool. An aerial barrel rolling waste of flesh. If he put as much effort into goalkeeping as he does into acting like 5 five-year-old who’s had her crayons stolen, he might be onto something.
Narcissist barely covers; it is always someone else’s fault.
Djed Spence 5
An 89% passing accuracy was respectable enough, but he was all too frequently outwitted tonight.
Mickey Van de Ven 5
Sacrilege, I know, but he, too, flattered to deceive. Too much of the big I am and not enough talent on display. A good passing accuracy, but far too many clearances. Did Eric Dier die in vain?
Cuti Romero 4
A washout, let’s be honest. Frequently looked all at sea and gave the ball away too often. This lot is supposed to be the Europa Cup winners. They are shambolic.
Pedro Porro 6
Stone me, our best defender racked up a 77% passing accuracy, A couple of key passes, but it was all too shambolic. That’s the truth of it.
Bentancur 5
Another let down. What do you want me to say?
João Palhinha 5
Dear me, he looks spent. Hooked at half-time. A poor debut.
Kudus 5
Another piece of hot air who can’t pass straight when it counts, and he gave the ball away 21 flipping times, the stupid clown.
Sarr 5
A promising enough 10 minutes, but who cares?
Brennan Johnson 4
The invisible man rides again. We got an hour of this fairy, and he made 13 touches.
Richarlison 1
Just go off, you defective twit, there’s a love.
