Good afternoon girls.
Gladys says:’We’ve spoken to Fiorentina about Fernando Bernardeschi however they are talking a very high price and there’s also some sort of clause, so no dice.
Also we have asked Schalke about Max Meyer & approached Leverkusen’s Omer Toprak.
How these two lines of enquiry are progressing (if at all) is anyone’s guess.
What was also shared is all the guff currently doing the rounds about ze German striker Maximilian Philipp is just that, guff.
This led me to doing some poking about of my own and the rumour appears to have started by Kicker who are about as wise and useful as Dele Alli’s tattooist.
Glad’s last words were relatively chilling. ‘Don’t underestimate Levy in this window. He would be quite happy if not much happened at all.’
Which makes sense, because the squad we have is so good only a lunatic would tinker with it.
Now if you’ll excuse me, as it’s a lovely day, I’m just nipping out to throw myself off Beachy Head.
