“Done deal!” scream the social media accounts wanting to elbow their way to the front of queue that never existed, as the final hours of Christian Eriksen being a Tottenham player ebb away.
Respected journalist Gianluca Di Marzio reports this afternoon that the deal to relocate our doe eyed Dane to Italy is finally agreed.
The deal is apparently worth €20million, plus something referred to as “the percentage of solidarity (or 5% more)” which I have no idea as to the meaning…
Here’s the punchline in the report, “…plus the total proceeds of a friendly match between Inter and Tottenham.”
Only Danny boy would construct such a stunt, bless him.
Di Marzo believes that Daniel Levy flew out to Milan this week in order to get nothing less than the full amount for the 27-year-old.
It will be great to see this saga finally wrapped up so all parties involved are able to move on with their lives. Eriksen can stop pretending he’s forgotten how to play football, and with a following wind, Mr Levy can reinvest in a player that truly wants to play for the Spurs.
Expect the medical and signature etc early/mid next week.
lol – sorry. So hard to tell in text. I agree, I wouldn’t even mind if they filled midfield roles we need.
By way of a joke, 1882. The whole football world has a laugh about no proper striker . Remember Pep referred to us as the Harry Kane team. I’m so frustrated by midfielder after midfielder and not what we need.
what?? You think Kane being run into the ground is how top clubs work?
If not shocking, at least surprising.
Come on, Billy. If we really needed a proper striker Dan would have organised another pre-season at the Lane to buy one.
Can give Moura a rest At least Bergwin knows what an assist is.
Surely it is only in this window that we need a backup striker!
Well. it was on bricks anyway 😂
I reckon they had a lot more to say when they realised the cat converters were no longer on their motors. 7 grams of platinum 😂
Heard that and lol’d I did
The FA cup man. Gotta love it. Played the shrews. You deserve a big pay day.
Shrews singing “your support is f ing $h!t” to pool
Go on the shrews!! 2- 2
Cmon you shrews
I still can’t work out why we need to sell to buy. I do appreciate finance, and foreign players rule, but your telling me we didn’t know CE was leaving and we didn’t realise we need players? For God sake, bring in what we need, sell what we don’t on a first come first served basis.
DEAL TO INCLUDE
One gross Chick King dinners (T&Cs apply)
3000 “not to be sold as multipack” diet Pepsi colas
48 flood damaged fire extinguishers
Nah he’s got a kit deal. The worst one of any of the so called big clubs but we got one
Perfect. Give them to the foundation. They can use them in the schools. Levy get more events here please. 100 ball cricket for summer time please
I get it but this is akin to ‘and they agreed to throw in 2 new kits and a bag of training balls’ as part of the deal
Round the corner. Community tickets. What’s not to like. Italians at the lane. Brilliant for me and the rest of the locals. Jerk an ting 185 park lane:~}
Ha ha proceeds of a friendly. World class stadium and training facilities but Levy is nothing but a horse trader behind it all
If Jose sees a better player in him I’m happy with that.
PSV kid looks OK I think. Change the dynamics Jose. Build your team.
I think it’s a conspiracy
More utilities than a winning hand in Monopoly
Back to the old square pegs round holes again. Bank balance is good tho
he does seem like a better version of Moura…thats fine, but we need a Striker..
Levy likes utility players as it keeps the squad size down, and wages..
https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/11755064/steven-bergwijns-potential-is-huge-after-breakthrough-year-with-psv
We have a RB who is currently playing out of position as a LB. The Spurs way.
Good job I’m sat down my legs would give way with the shock!!!! 6 in 26 he’s got in Dutch league!!! That’s OK if your a keeper but come on. We been down this road before….
Wouldn’t worry too much apparently the spurs offer is well below PSV’s asking price……. shocking I know
Now we are linked with another utility player from the great league, the Dutch one. Forgive me for not jumping thru hoops here, but we need an actual striker. Believe the manager mentioned it a couple of times. That and a right back who is slightly less dangerous than the current incumbent would be a start….
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It’s a comedy sketch
The man is an absolute joke. Why on earth does he think anyone will turn up to watch foyth and aurier in a friendly???? Jesus it’s bad enough in a meaningful game
All the proceeds from a friendly…ive heard it all now…lets see Inter avoid said friendly for as long as possible 😆