God alone knows how incomprehensible Roy Hodgsons’ training talks are. I thought I used 27 words were one might do.Harry Kane (HOOOO) has picked up this month’s Premier League Player Of The Month award and been picked up on the England manager’s radar. When asked about Harry, Roy issued this muddle…
Is he worthy of a place like Wayne Rooney, (Danny) Welbeck and (Daniel) Sturridge? That’s something he’ll have to prove. But unless I give him a chance in the squad he’ll never get a chance to prove that anyway.
I like to think I do show a certain degree of loyalty to players who have been playing for a while and who I know I can trust. But I also like to think that I’m prepared to give someone a chance when he’s really showing with his current form that he’s worthy of a place with us.”
International English football is dead. An unmarked grave might get more visitors purely out of curiosity value. Only the hacks being forced to produce content – due to the wholesale absence of anything else to report upon – give England games any coverage. Articles on the national side can’t buy a click, and TV ratings are miserable.
Your average Yid in the street, upon hearing that a Spurs player is going to play for England greets the news with an immediate mental image of said footballer being carried off by the St John’s Ambulance after colliding with some defender with an unpronoucable name; who’s full time job is that of a wheel tapper for Latvian Railways.
Let’s hope that Spurs guard Harry Kane and gently suggest to him to put club before country.
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