It never rains but it Coronavirusors. The latest leaked Tottenham Hotspur shirt images are doing the rounds as many of you might already be aware. For Spurs fans already struggling with social isolation, these images are unlikely to provide much in the way of solace. Anyhoo, here’s my take.
👆 This looks kosher. It’s an awkward plug for the stadium architecture and it is what is.
👆 Next up we have some seriously awful contenders but this Marxist grey candy stripe thing is desperate stuff.
Wear this with black jeans in a pub (if they ever open again) and prepare for incoming beer mats.
👆 Oi vey. This is like a some Norwich Prison netball shirt from 1980. Somebody say it ain’t so.
👆 This is beyond parody. Arsenal 1971.
In conclusion – run.
Fkin Yellow yuk!
Those are some ugly shirts. Green is meh, but the rest are the worst we’ve had, maybe ever. Even the home shirt, that is really hard to screw up – I mean it’s a white shirt for pete’s sake, just stick the badge on a plain white jersey with navy trim. That’s it, easy. No yellow urine streaks, no red sponsor logo, no “sublimated graphic” mess on the white.
Somehow they’ve managed to take the easies shirt in the world to make look good, and made this travesty that looks like it was designed by a grade school kid hopped up on 6L of fizzy pop and fourteen Cadbury bars. And that grey hoop urine stained thing…that’s got to be a joke, right? Right?
Grey, perfect for the type of football we’re playing. Not a winner among those four shirts, goalkeeping one will be some horrendous orange probably.