In no particular order, my thanks to David Woods of The Daily Star for deliberately fabricating the tale that Younes Kaboom was planning to form a Sol Campbell tribute band.
Eunice instead has decided to stay at The Lane and work on her one man stage production of Mon Pied Gauche (My Left Foot).
On the story of THFC leasing Upton Park, I believe this to be completely true, and whilst I can’t be bothered to trawl through my own archives, I’m, pretty sure there was a tale doing the rounds about Galliard being approached to expedite such an initiative.
Of course, who in their right mind would actually buy a ticket to watch us played in such is a festering, blocked toilet of place is another matter.
Jesus wept. I’d rather we struck a deal with the FA; registered ourselves as “no fixed abode” and sat out a season than undertake such insanity.
Do Levy & C0. have a contingency plan in place? Heh. Oh, I’m sorry, did I wake up those who took the financial snapshots released at 0700hrs this morning at face value…
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