The last blog about applying pressure to a wound. For some that was an issue. Bless.
Beyond the imbecilic business of Tim’s anger management fail. “I’m in the stands, I ain’t in the stands, you don’t wanna see me when I’m angry” Bow Locks, it’s worth casting an eye upon the poor bar stewards that are (for another 7 games) answerable to him.
Ever since Jan acknowledged that his body was “too dramatic”, it gave me hope. Yes, I know… but it did. His showing against Southampton only added to that. Not in the first 20 minutes or so, but overall. fingers crossed 7.
Speaking of innermost footballing fears, if we’ve mentioned Jan in a “please don’t go, love” way, that segues us neatly into talking about Hugo… if we lose this guy we are royally screwed 7.
How badly? Think the British Royal family and William and Harry screwed. We simply won’t able to kid anyone that we look the same.
Azza Blud was beyond awful. Another hateful contribution. How much slack can one guy get? Or is the answer “As much as ***** and Thud before him?” -47.
Nowt On is an altogether pointlessly petulant little chap. The sooner Levy & Co. work their magic and get 50p and/or a punnet of grapes for him, the better. Don’t laugh, a pair of +fours.
Rose – is awful. Coherent arguments to the contrary are welcome. Actually, he’s awfully thick 2 stupid to live.
Bentaleb – will almost certainly come good. But not under this manager 7. Kaboul 7.
Mousa – didn’t train all week. Should never have been picked 3?
Eriksen – gosh – what a shock, he’s a great player 9.
Chadli – more please 8; Townsend 4 the love of…
Bobby – wow, whodathunkit? A world class player who slowly improves when given some game time 9.
Siggy – Needs coaching. A *****esque strike 6.
