The only real mystery ahead of us today is what parlour games Jim White will have lined up for us this evening.
The window before last, we had the theatrics of him being handed what was clearly a blank sheet of A4 paper while he told us sternly, that he’d have to read this while we went to an Ad break. This was alternated with him suddenly clutching an obviously switched off Blackberry and teasing us with yelps of “this could could be really interesting!” You guessed it, while they went to the break.
In the last window, he opted for the David Coleman ‘finger to the ear’ technique, as if the producer was firing in a piece of juicy gossip. “I am hearing there has been a startling development in Leandro Damiao’s move to Tottenham!” In reality what he was hearing was an intern asking him had he seen the movie “Benders Say No”? Cue another Ad break
After an hour of this, I came to look upon the Ads as my friends. No matter how inane and mind rotting they were were, they we my respite. It was like the man who was torturing me with the electrodes tied to my wedding vegetables, had gone for a comfort break, and his mate who only extinguished cigarettes on my nipples took over. They say a change is as good as rest.
Jake Livermore isn’t coming back. Steve Bruce held a presser at 0830hrs this morning, and refuted the move. Nani has purportedly been offered on a loan deal. Presumably we were fended off with this offer whilst asking if they’d let us have Hernandez.
Oh look out, the bloke with jump cables is coming back. See you after the Ads.
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