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Mirror Journalist: Pochettino & Eriksen Planning To Elope

As pro Marxist rags go, The Mirror just edges it over the Socialist Worker for laughs during a breakfast bagel.

John Cross has excelled himself here.

Mirror Laffs

Cross’ suggestion is that Christian Eriksen, a player that has become the bane of the Argentine’s existence, plans to engineer an exit from Tottenham, that will only serve to rub more salt into the wound.

Then, in a pincer movement of preposterousness, the pair will join forces once more, when Mauricio takes the reins at Real Madrid.

You can imagine the warmth that would bring to the Real dressing room.

Whilst finishing my bagel, I wondered how Cross could top this nonsensical fairytale.

The only thing I could conceive, was Poch then announcing that Tim Sherwood ought to be reinstalled as the Spurs coach, as in many ways, Mauricio felt he had never quite stepped out of the Owl Faced one’s shadow.

Again, what might have been useful was an examination what true benefit that anyone would gain by Pochettino leaving Tottenham.

Nobody has put forward a single name that could achieve more within the constraints at THFC.

Instead, we get front row seats for the John Cross Comedy Club.

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phil
phil
6 years ago
Reply to 

You’d be amazed

Anonymous
Anonymous
6 years ago
Reply to  phil

Are there any left?

Holy hell.

phil
phil
6 years ago
Reply to  JimmyGrievance

First time post on here ,came over from DML to escape the Levy fanboys for a bit

Anonymous
Anonymous
6 years ago
Reply to  Spurs est1882

Yes. Terry and Harry my most enjoyable watching.

Spurs est1882
Spurs est1882
6 years ago
Reply to  Tappaspur

I liked El Tel, and how he played… good shout.

Spurs est1882
Spurs est1882
6 years ago
Reply to  JimmyGrievance

dear me levy – its a website.

Spurs est1882
Spurs est1882
6 years ago
Reply to  Eddie

People love to watch a car crash. Why watch a successful club when you can watch one that clearly has in fighting. Will be like watching Dream Team. lol. we are the new Harchester.

JimmyGrievance
JimmyGrievance
6 years ago
Reply to  Spurs est1882

DML ?

Anonymous
Anonymous
6 years ago
Reply to  Jay

There’s no upwards under Levy. ENIC are the problem.

Spurs est1882
Spurs est1882
6 years ago
Reply to  JimmyGrievance

Go on DML and you will see what they think. lol

JimmyGrievance
JimmyGrievance
6 years ago
Reply to  Jay

Absolute nonsense of a comment….. The best manager in decades and you say that 🤦🏼‍♂️

Unbelievable Jeff

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
6 years ago
Reply to  Spurs est1882

El tel.

Spurs est1882
Spurs est1882
6 years ago
Reply to  Spurs est1882

Even Pleat 1st time around could be considered.

Eddie
Eddie
6 years ago
Reply to  Anonymous

Yes when I read that story this morning I thought this is Levy desparately floundering for increased revenue.He will look to come out of it entirely free of any blame and it will be shown to be eveyone else’s fault as when continue our implosion.
That is the only thing that might stop this nonsense,the fact that we are heading in the wrong direction.The difference between us and City is that they are serial winners.We are not.
Fuck off ENIC and Levy.

Jay
Jay
6 years ago

Who cares. If they want to go so be it onwards and upwards I say

Spurs est1882
Spurs est1882
6 years ago

I imagine Real would not match the offer Levy has given CE, basically because he doesn’t deserve it – he will be a bit part player there at best.
As for Poch, I truly think he is united bound, and if he does go to Real, I agree with you, CE may as well leave.

Anonymous
Anonymous
6 years ago
Reply to  Anonymous

Levy should finish the job and replace the proud cockerel with a clown on a unicycle.

Anonymous
Anonymous
6 years ago

I can imagine that ENIC fc show on amazon will be a Levy PR bonanza about how he works soooooo hard to get players and cares sooooo much about the club.

Fuck off. Immediately.

VincentianMagic
VincentianMagic
6 years ago

Total nonsense story as you quite rightly point out.

I actually think there are few takers for Erik as although quality on his day, those days are few and far between. The only way he engineers his move is because he’ll be available on a free – in which case it’s a low risk for any club.

He has been great for Spurs for 3-4 years, but the last year was poor. He’s a luxury player that only works if you have players around him to do the donkey work. Has he ever won a 50:50 duel? In fact, has he ever attempted a 50:50?

I’d say thanks for the memories, now enjoy your time with the reserves. If he doesn’t like that. park him in the changing room until Summer 2020.

Anonymous
Anonymous
6 years ago

And the laughs continue…..or tears…..as final nails go, this is a top notch one…..although there’s been so many. Amazon are planning a reality show at ENIC fc?!

Can you even conceive such a thing?

All these media stories of Poch plotting his exit I’m sure come from the ENIC PR purse.
Its now finger pointing time and poor Mo was never winning that one.

JimmyGrievance
JimmyGrievance
6 years ago

I still think Poch is Yannited bound. His body language suggests he already has one foot out the door.

I really don’t understand how Levyologists think that he and ENIC are a force for good for our club. The constant rhetoric around stadium and training ground baffles me.

Back Poch properly…. see what he can do with his own choice of players. If he fails you can at least apportion the blame and come out of it looking good.

Poch will end up on the ENIC scrap heap and Levyologists will tell us it was down to him

Spurs est1882
Spurs est1882
6 years ago
Reply to  Jay

2nd best? Nicholson, Rowe and Burkinshaw were better managers in my view. He is best we have had for 50yrs ish though.

VincentianMagic
VincentianMagic
6 years ago

…because I imagine Levy will see him as more manageable and will operate to a tight budget happily.

VincentianMagic
VincentianMagic
6 years ago

If Poch walks we are already being linked with Allegri, Mourinho and Klinsmann.

…we’ll get Howe.

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
6 years ago
Reply to  Jay

2nd best manager? Birkehshaw. El tel. Ramos. Graham. all won something (couple others too). Poch won fuck all. Love him though.

Jay
Jay
6 years ago

I’ll make this as clear as I can. I Don’t want poch to go but if he wants to go like Eriksen you have to let them go. We only want commited people at our club. I have seen many great players leave us and I will continue to see that. Poch is in my mind 2nd best manager we’ve had so of course I’d like him to stay, but we shouldn’t be held to Ransome and lets be fair he wants Madrid and Argentina job he does very little to quash any roomers. I for one am just fed up with hearing poch to utd or Madrid. We are Tottenham Hotspur and I for one will stand strong no matter what happens

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