At last headline that a number of you were waiting for!
The killer quote of this nonsense is this bit, With current Nou Camp hitman Luis Suarez nearing 32 and struggling with long-term knee problems, the Spanish giants’ hunt for a world-class replacement has begun.
And Tottenham star Kane, who faces Barcelona in the Champions League this Tuesday, is first choice on their shortlist.’
Now, I’m not undervaluing the boy Kane’s appeal but this is a classic example of why papers like The Star & The Daily Express have voluntarily disappeared into a vacuum of stupid, stupid, stupid.
Sure, Harry Kane will be shortlisted by any number of top top sides on planet Earth. Daniel Levy didn’t pay the 25 year old market rate wages ahead of the World Cup on whim!
But the day before we play Barca, Harry’s ‘revealed’ by a failing fish supper wrapper as a top target?
This is rubbish.
Harry Pratt’s Daily Star greatest hits is available here – and we’re looking at some football, but also Megan Markle and Lady Gaga guff.
Ha ha ,probably not.
Our only chance is that they field a second string line up.
Is any of this relevant?
Certainly didnt help matters that we played at 7.45pm on Saturday,P.S.V might do us a favour but i bloody doubt it.
But he admitted he had struggled with the meagre rations – and unusual foods – and that he thought the contestants would get well-fed with a “nice bit of grub” every night! (clearly not quite your favourite local Italian restaurant the producers had in mind!!!)
(Source BBC News)
Many people seem to think we have no chance tomorrow. Work with that Tottenham. Just another 11 men bredrin!
My personal opinion is that Hk doesn’t have enough pace to lead the line of Barca and a few other top flight teams that play in similar fashion. I don’t think he’s hoing anywhere either. But Tin-tin’s another matter entirely..
Kinda feels like our posturing of “WE CAN WIN AT BARCA” and positive self-talk is all but set up perfectly for a whimpering wet fart of an exit from the competition.
That would be appropriately Spursy.
IMO Kane ain’t going anywhere.
Boosting his bank balance; crowned king of the jungle in the final of ITV’s I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here! Arry Redshnaps said “It’s been an unbelievable experience.”He said while he has a “very happy home life”, football can be a “lonely business” and that the show had “taught me how to laugh again”.”My grandkids will be jumping around the living room now. They’ll be so excited.”
Lady Gaga is a transvestite. It’s a man baby.
Megan Markle is a virtue signalling regressive feminist leftist
He might wind some of us up with his antics but very impressive to get 40 goals at his age and from midfield.
Michael Owen Liverpool 19 yrs, 11 m, 6 d 77 Sunderland Nov 20, 1999
Robbie Fowler Liverpool 20 yrs, 5 m, 14 d 77 Bolton Sept 23, 1995
Wayne Rooney Everton/Man United 20 yrs, 5 m, 16 d 129 Arsenal Apr 9, 2006
Chris Sutton Norwich/Blackburn 21 yrs, 6 m, 21 d 87 Norwich Oct 1, 1994
Romelu Lukaku West Brom/Everton 21 yrs, 10 m, 2 d 105 Newcastle Mar 15, 2015
Harry Kane Tottenham 22 yrs, 6 m, 17 d 74 Man City Feb 14, 2016
Dele Alli Tottenham 22 yrs, 7 m, 27 d 117 Leicester Dec 8, 2018
Emile Heskey Leicester/Liverpool 22 yrs, 9 m, 4 d 144 Derby Oct 15, 2000
Cristiano Ronaldo Man United 22 yrs. 9 m, 6 d 139 Blackburn Nov 11, 2007
Jermain Defoe West Ham/Tottenham 22 yrs, 10 m, 13 d 126 Middlesbrough Aug 20, 2005
Our only chance is that they field a second string line up.
Certainly didnt help matters that we played at 7.45pm on Saturday,P.S.V might do us a favour but i bloody doubt it.
He might wind some of us up with his antics but very impressive to get 40 goals at his age and from midfield.
Michael Owen Liverpool 19 yrs, 11 m, 6 d 77 Sunderland Nov 20, 1999
Robbie Fowler Liverpool 20 yrs, 5 m, 14 d 77 Bolton Sept 23, 1995
Wayne Rooney Everton/Man United 20 yrs, 5 m, 16 d 129 Arsenal Apr 9, 2006
Chris Sutton Norwich/Blackburn 21 yrs, 6 m, 21 d 87 Norwich Oct 1, 1994
Romelu Lukaku West Brom/Everton 21 yrs, 10 m, 2 d 105 Newcastle Mar 15, 2015
Harry Kane Tottenham 22 yrs, 6 m, 17 d 74 Man City Feb 14, 2016
Dele Alli Tottenham 22 yrs, 7 m, 27 d 117 Leicester Dec 8, 2018
Emile Heskey Leicester/Liverpool 22 yrs, 9 m, 4 d 144 Derby Oct 15, 2000
Cristiano Ronaldo Man United 22 yrs. 9 m, 6 d 139 Blackburn Nov 11, 2007
Jermain Defoe West Ham/Tottenham 22 yrs, 10 m, 13 d 126 Middlesbrough Aug 20, 2005
Kinda feels like our posturing of “WE CAN WIN AT BARCA” and positive self-talk is all but set up perfectly for a whimpering wet fart of an exit from the competition.
That would be appropriately Spursy.
Many people seem to think we have no chance tomorrow. Work with that Tottenham. Just another 11 men bredrin!
My personal opinion is that Hk doesn’t have enough pace to lead the line of Barca and a few other top flight teams that play in similar fashion. I don’t think he’s hoing anywhere either. But Tin-tin’s another matter entirely..
Ha ha ,probably not.
Lady Gaga is a transvestite. It’s a man baby.
Megan Markle is a virtue signalling regressive feminist leftist
Is any of this relevant?
But he admitted he had struggled with the meagre rations – and unusual foods – and that he thought the contestants would get well-fed with a “nice bit of grub” every night! (clearly not quite your favourite local Italian restaurant the producers had in mind!!!)
IMO Kane ain’t going anywhere.
(Source BBC News)
Boosting his bank balance; crowned king of the jungle in the final of ITV’s I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here! Arry Redshnaps said “It’s been an unbelievable experience.”He said while he has a “very happy home life”, football can be a “lonely business” and that the show had “taught me how to laugh again”.”My grandkids will be jumping around the living room now. They’ll be so excited.”