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“JFK’s head was a prime example” says Expert

By The Boy -

Talk about feeding time at the zoo. Yesterday proved that the world really is full of people utterly desperate to monger doom and seek out despair where it doesn’t exist.

Yes, in hindsight it wasn’t absolutely the right thing to do, to allow Lloris to continue to play, but to read some of the weeping and wailing from the great and the good out there, you’d think André had been revealed some maniac spent his weekends drowning fluffy kittens with his bare hands.

No matter what would have been a better idea, Hugo had a scan and he’s dandy. You can “yeah but” and “what if ” all you want, you won’t make him brain damaged, he’s fine.

I went to the local shops this morning. I could have died. Yes I could. I had to negotiate a busy main road twice and a zebra crossing that is infamous locally; cars are known for being somewhat cavalier in their approach to the highway code, when approaching it.

Dr Hilary Tellywhelk said:

…death by ballooning brain is extraordinarily unpleasant. I can’t quite believe THFC encourage it”

Professor Fripps Felchard added:

JFK’s head was a prime example of people not taking their craniums seriously. Quite why Mr Villas-Boas finds this so funny is beyond me.”

Here’s a prediction. If they don’t already exist, you will  in the near future be able to by “greetings cards” with photographs of people crying on the front of them.

“Hi Jackie, Just a little card to let you know, someone somewhere is experiencing grief and unhappiness. Makes you think. Lots of love, Maureen.”

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Subject to our coach being arrested for manslaughter beforehand, AVB has hinted that he plans on making some interesting changes for Thursday’s Europa game against FC Sheriff.

Would we look to play some of the young players? There is that possibility, yes, and if we ensure qualification, first place, we will probably do that,

I don’t want to step too far ahead, because we need to push the boys for that deserved start, but as soon as we achieve it we can look at it as an opportunity to throw them in to a senior game.

Nabil, definitely, is training so well that he is always in contention to break in to the team.”

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