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I’d Like To Use Him As A Human Piñata

I’d Like To Use Him As A Human Piñata

Give Daniel Levy his due, he does get the odd thing right.

A great example was not pandering to the dumb dumbs within our support who were positively enraptured with the fact Tim Sherwood was a white Londoner.

Beyond these highly questionable virtues Sherwood was a badge-less oik with all the charm of something you’d regret treading in on a hot day.

FA have released the written reasons for Tim Sherwood’s two game stadium ban. Here’s what he said to referee Mark Brown…

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  • Aside from cerebrospinal fluid, what's on your mind?

  • Dace March 21, 2017 at 4:29 pm

    Still Nil Nil
    You know what?
    The way the media are crying over mcguinness croaking it beggars belief.
    Whatever you thought of thatcher, she got slagged off left right and centre when she died.
    But she was patriotic in her own way.
    I bet mcguinness gets a national funeral.
    Rather than a cremation, I’m sure he’d love it as he thought it was appropriate a way for others to leave this mortal coil, that he should have 2 ton of Semtex shoved up his jacksie and blown up over Londonderry.

    Totally agree !

  • David Dillenberg March 21, 2017 at 9:54 am

    Frozen out Schweinsteigerr leaves Manure to join Chicago Fire.

    Apparently Spurs lead race to sign Ross Barkley

    Back this eve

    • Camus March 21, 2017 at 10:00 am

      4 goals and 7 assists is okay.
      But Gylfi Sigurdsson with 8 goals and 11 assists is “not good enough for Spurs” according to most on here.

      Next!

    • AccringtonSpurs March 21, 2017 at 10:07 am

      Would like to see us make a play for Emil Forsberg – creative type playing left wing for RB Leipzig – 7 goals and 11 assists this season. Kiln’s Anthony Modeste would be a fantastic back up strker (22 Bundesliga goals).

      But Ross Barkley might be good for us too.

    • Panama Paul March 21, 2017 at 10:29 am

      Barkley is a great player for Everton. When he accepts that, he’ll be a happy player. Is there a race for him, or even a queue?

    • Panama Paul March 21, 2017 at 10:38 am

      Frozen out Schweinsteigerr

      Surely, that should be thawed out Schweinsteiger?

  • jfdit March 21, 2017 at 9:32 am

    on a lighter note any else seen the timelapse images of the new stadium on skyscrapercity.com

    starting to look the business, I’m going to book up the hard hat tour next week for a gander first hand

    • Caspurs♿️ March 21, 2017 at 9:32 am

      Link?

    • 61SpursNut🌰 March 21, 2017 at 9:33 am

      Next week?

      • jfdit March 21, 2017 at 9:41 am

        yes I’ve heard they’re starting a tour of the site, just getting safety barriers up apparently, if not I going suit up & blag my way with my mate who’s one of the lead QS’s

        • Caspurs♿️ March 21, 2017 at 9:46 am

          You know why haven’t they moved further ahead with the steel work?

          • jfdit March 21, 2017 at 10:30 am

            no idea, if the steels aren’t on site I’d say delay at fabrication end

          • Panama Paul March 21, 2017 at 10:34 am

            Erection issues?

        • 61SpursNut🌰 March 21, 2017 at 9:52 am

          Pick me up at 9am on the get day you go please.

  • Camus March 21, 2017 at 9:25 am

    What we need in these turbulent times is a new Kasabian album.
    Fingers on the pulse, voice of the people, pointing the way for us all with their deep treatises on the human condition.

    • Still Nil Nil March 21, 2017 at 9:26 am

      Them and Jedward.

    • Caspurs♿️ March 21, 2017 at 9:26 am

      Where are you Camus?

  • Still Nil Nil March 21, 2017 at 9:23 am

    Right, off to fight crime, best I go before I get angry.

    Stay safe people.

    • Caspurs♿️ March 21, 2017 at 9:25 am

      Adios amigo, avva good day bruv.

      • Still Nil Nil March 21, 2017 at 9:26 am

        Fank yoo.
        You too fam.

  • Still Nil Nil March 21, 2017 at 9:08 am

    My New Years resolution is to stop sitting on the fence and be a bit more forthright.
    I hope to start doing that sometime soon.

    • Camus March 21, 2017 at 9:14 am

      When you start, please let us know.

      • Still Nil Nil March 21, 2017 at 9:15 am

        I will.

        • Camus March 21, 2017 at 9:17 am

          It wasn’t clear from your views on the Irish question you see.
          As safe as Coldplay.

          • Still Nil Nil March 21, 2017 at 9:18 am

            Yes, I could see how you could be confused as to my position on the subject.

  • Still Nil Nil March 21, 2017 at 9:01 am

    You know what?
    The way the media are crying over mcguinness croaking it beggars belief.
    Whatever you thought of thatcher, she got slagged off left right and centre when she died.
    But she was patriotic in her own way.

    I bet mcguinness gets a national funeral.

    Rather than a cremation, I’m sure he’d love it as he thought it was appropriate a way for others to leave this mortal coil, that he should have 2 ton of Semtex shoved up his jacksie and blown up over Londonderry.

    • jfdit March 21, 2017 at 9:05 am

      hahaha the irony, you want peace in NI drop a 500LB bom b on that funeral wake, if they were ISIS we wouldn’t think twice

      • Still Nil Nil March 21, 2017 at 9:06 am

        I wonder if they’ll be balaclava’d up doing their 21 gun salute?

        • Still Nil Nil March 21, 2017 at 9:16 am

          When they do do that, the guns won’t be pointing upwards, but into the crowd.

          • jfdit March 21, 2017 at 9:24 am

            the irony is the only reason they’re involved in the current peace process if the fact they were getting scared of getting taken out, can’t say too much more except our special forces forced their hand

            • Still Nil Nil March 21, 2017 at 9:25 am

              Propa cowards

  • jfdit March 21, 2017 at 8:46 am

    Tim Sherwood – the one who got away, Levy has hired some prize fucking mugs to manage our club

    we’ve lucked out with Poch so far, I dread to think who Levy will hire after him

  • Camus March 21, 2017 at 8:34 am

    Headline on the front cover of the abominable Mail this morning:-
    “The agony of being too beautiful to stay faithful – One brave woman tells her story…”

    The morality erosion continues.

    • Still Nil Nil March 21, 2017 at 8:49 am

      I feel her pain.

      • Caspurs♿️ March 21, 2017 at 8:54 am

        What else did you feel?

        • Still Nil Nil March 21, 2017 at 8:56 am

          My feminine side.

    • jfdit March 21, 2017 at 9:03 am

      hahaha saw that to be fair nice bit of milf

      • Still Nil Nil March 21, 2017 at 9:05 am

        Thank you.

        • Caspurs♿️ March 21, 2017 at 9:08 am

          You tease..

          • Still Nil Nil March 21, 2017 at 9:09 am

            If you want me to big boy…

            • Caspurs♿️ March 21, 2017 at 9:12 am

              As gorgeous as you are, I’m not a home wrecker, anyhoo, how would Spurts feel. 😘

              • Camus March 21, 2017 at 9:13 am

                Free at last, I suspect…

              • Still Nil Nil March 21, 2017 at 9:14 am

                If he didn’t have his mouth full as he has right now, he’d say ‘bring it on’.
                Yep, he’s nodding in agreement.

                • Camus March 21, 2017 at 9:15 am

                  Is this what you meant by being “a bit more forthright”?

                  • Still Nil Nil March 21, 2017 at 9:17 am

                    Er…

                    • Camus March 21, 2017 at 9:18 am

                      I knew it! Poor Spurstacus.

                    • Still Nil Nil March 21, 2017 at 9:21 am

                      Trust me, he gives as good as he gets.

                      Notice I’m only saying this as he hasn’t awoken yet.
                      Rohipnol anybody?
                      Does this hanky smell like chloroform to you?

  • David Dillenberg March 21, 2017 at 7:31 am

    Political breaking news this morning that former IRA leader turned politician Sinn Feins Martyn McGuinness has passed away.

    • Still Nil Nil March 21, 2017 at 7:47 am

      I hope his death was a slow and excruciatingly painful one.

      • Still Nil Nil March 21, 2017 at 7:53 am

        And Sherwood is a cunt.

      • David Dillenberg March 21, 2017 at 7:55 am

        Yes if I lost a loved one or loved ones to the bullit of the IRA I am not sure I would be forgiving.
        Shaking hands with Ian Paisley and the Queen made me cringe but accomplished the peace process.

        • Still Nil Nil March 21, 2017 at 8:07 am

          What peace process???
          It’s as violent over there as it ever was.
          It’s just not convenient for the government to allow you to hear about it.
          You go over there during the marching season, and see how ‘peaceful’ it is.
          I’ve been over there working as the police there need other forces to help them.
          Just because cunts like him and his muppet mouthpiece mate don’t go around blowing up civilians willy nilly now doesn’t mean the threat has gone away.

          • Still Nil Nil March 21, 2017 at 8:07 am

            The BBC are falling over themselves licking his arse.

            • jfdit March 21, 2017 at 8:43 am

              it’s time to privatise that fucking shambles of a tv company, sick of giving them the money myself

              a mate of mine used to fix their computers at white city, “never seen so many useless fucking tossers in one building” he remarked to which I added “not as many as at the Emptycrates”

              • Still Nil Nil March 21, 2017 at 8:50 am

                It’s a toss up.

                • jfdit March 21, 2017 at 9:02 am

                  the best one was the head of the BBC shouting at him that his computer wasn’t working calling him all sorts of names, went up to his office and the thing wasn’t plugged in, he’d unplugged it himself to charge his phone

                  full of left wing luvvies who couldn’t tie their own shoelaces unaided

                  • Still Nil Nil March 21, 2017 at 9:03 am

                    Have you watched W1?

                    • jfdit March 21, 2017 at 9:06 am

                      yes very true to life I’d say, my mate went to work for disney, less cartoon characters by all accounts

                    • Still Nil Nil March 21, 2017 at 9:07 am

                      Hahaha!

          • David Dillenberg March 21, 2017 at 8:20 am

            Nilly that surprises me as I thought it had all calmed down.

            • Still Nil Nil March 21, 2017 at 8:26 am

              It’d surprise a lot of people.

              The left wing BBC are having a day of mourning with that twats death.

              They’re showing clips of when he met the Queen and he asks how is her health, and she replied “I’m still alive” with irony.
              Probably thought he was gonna blow her up like his mob did her uncle Lord Mountbatten.

              • Harry Hotspur March 21, 2017 at 8:45 am

                The world loses another coward.

                Ta ta.

            • The Great White Hope March 21, 2017 at 8:32 am

              That’s the party line, all simmers under the surface, Teenagers being maimed almost every night, punishment beatings, intimidation, Protection Rackets, internal Para Military fueds, shootings in Bars etc but hey keep it quiet it would only put the tourists off and we need the Massive Cruise Ships 3 times a week, US and Chinese tourists need to Photograph the Wall Murals. Peace…if only !

              • Still Nil Nil March 21, 2017 at 8:53 am

                This.

          • Harry Hotspur March 21, 2017 at 8:45 am

            Well said, Nilly.

            • Still Nil Nil March 21, 2017 at 8:54 am

              I’ve got my angry head on today Harry!!!

              What with Sherwood and mcguinness.
              Pair of cunts.

              • Harry Hotspur March 21, 2017 at 9:01 am

                Cuntduo

                • Still Nil Nil March 21, 2017 at 9:02 am

                  Lesboes.
                  Pair of cunts.

      • jfdit March 21, 2017 at 8:39 am

        I trust he died at 6.66am at the age of 66, the devil claiming one of his own

        your point below about peace is right, they stopped the bombing but carried on with all the same gangster activities, the UK security services are no doubt watching them, seem to be a few too many boats/ships doing off transponder trips around north africa & northern ireland for my liking

        the bombings have stopped but witch hunts against british troops haven’t, the idiots chasing our boys don’t understand what they’re dealing with

        • The Great White Hope March 21, 2017 at 8:53 am

          There is a Community Office near where i live, the people employed there are ex Para Militaries, getting £17 per hour, they set up schemes to teach every low life scroat in the area how to use Computers, how to get on Porn Sites, Football Blogs, Betting Sites etc, after the 16 weeks the scroats get a Certificate ref being proficient at using a Computer, supposed to help their Job Prospects but then they don’t want to work, still at least they’ve had 16 weeks mingling with like minded scroats, building up contacts for future “Jobs” abpnd keeping well in with the “Ex Para Military” Community Activists. Govt are throwing tens of millions every year to keep a lid on things. This is the same Office where locals report minor crimes like Burglary, Car Crime, Theft, Assault etc, Crazy !

          • Still Nil Nil March 21, 2017 at 8:55 am

            If only the public knew half the shit going on.

            • The Great White Hope March 21, 2017 at 8:59 am

              Probably best they don’t, staggering just how much is being syphoned from the Public Purse by both sides.

              • Still Nil Nil March 21, 2017 at 9:01 am

                Very true.

          • jfdit March 21, 2017 at 9:28 am

            I knew some peeps who are from Omagh, poor fuckers lost quite a few family members, the fuckers who did that are still out & about

    • 61SpursNut🌰 March 21, 2017 at 8:45 am

      The cunt lived too long.

  • The Great White Hope March 21, 2017 at 6:20 am

    Wenger about to sign a 2 year extension, best news all season, go Arsene, keep up the good work.

    • AccringtonSpurs March 21, 2017 at 6:34 am

      source?

    • David Dillenberg March 21, 2017 at 7:37 am

      Where are the public overtures of the Arse Chairman/ Board in all this. Not yet a peep out of them!

  • Syd March 21, 2017 at 3:23 am

    Fucken hell what did the other three pages say

    • Still Nil Nil March 21, 2017 at 8:28 am

      Probably a combination of ‘you mug, you muppet, you fucking mug, you fucking muppet’.

      Good to see the young footballers have such a wonderful role model.

  • melcyid March 21, 2017 at 12:09 am

    Tim’ll fixit by throwing his hat in the gooners ring for when aunty retires

    • Horndog March 21, 2017 at 12:18 am

      That would be a great hire Arsehole.

      • Spurstacus 💋 March 21, 2017 at 12:35 am

        What’s Melcy done to upset you HD?

        • Horndog March 21, 2017 at 1:11 am

          Umm, I left out the word “for.” It should read: That would be a great hire for Arsehole. I apologize. You know I love Mel.

          • Real Fan? March 21, 2017 at 3:05 am

            I thought Kim was fitter. (Cultural alert, HD: you’ll have to google Mel & Kim)

  • David Dillenberg March 20, 2017 at 11:56 pm

    Bonne Nuit.
    Watching a little Morse repeat on ITV3.

  • Gloster1861 March 20, 2017 at 11:36 pm

    Shit! I missed Happy Pi Day!

  • Gloster1861 March 20, 2017 at 11:32 pm

    I trust Walker will not be part of the England squad if he couldn’t complete the match?

  • David Dillenberg March 20, 2017 at 11:18 pm

    Verts has insisted Spurs can still win the Premier League title this season despite Chelsea being clear favourites for glory.

    Whilst I am away can somebody work out the maths please as Chelski require 21 pts to win the title.
    7 wins and can afford 3 defeats.

    • Caspurs♿️ March 20, 2017 at 11:21 pm

      Looks like you just did the maths.

    • Gloster1861 March 20, 2017 at 11:22 pm

      Of course it is feasible, but only if about ten Cheatski players contract glandular fever.

      • Gloster1861 March 20, 2017 at 11:24 pm

        The kissing disease…

        • Caspurs♿️ March 20, 2017 at 11:25 pm

          I make a mean lasagne..

          • Gloster1861 March 20, 2017 at 11:28 pm

            Then you just need someone with infectious mononucleosis to spit into the sauce…

            • Gloster1861 March 20, 2017 at 11:29 pm

              They will feel very tired for one or two months. Perfick.

  • Gloster1861 March 20, 2017 at 11:15 pm

    Referee Mark Brown has totally misinterpreted Sherwood’s remarks. Quite clearly that was a come on line and Timmy was flirting with him. When he walked off our Tim was just playing hard to get.

  • Limerick AL March 20, 2017 at 11:10 pm

    The photo of Timmy and that other Cant, Adebaleout, and the two of them saluting is priceless ! those guys were full of their Zany Pranks ! the fun side of Pro Football I tell you.

  • Gloster1861 March 20, 2017 at 11:05 pm

    By accident of birth, I am a white Londoner. How can I atone for this?

    • Caspurs♿️ March 20, 2017 at 11:07 pm

      Black up on Mondays, Wednesdays and Sundays?

      • baz March 20, 2017 at 11:09 pm

        Better still on a Saturday night and head down to Harlsden

        • Gloster1861 March 20, 2017 at 11:10 pm

          Harlem?

          • David Dillenberg March 20, 2017 at 11:11 pm

            Having done enough globetrotting I anm having a cuppa costing a bill.
            Back midnight

      • Gloster1861 March 20, 2017 at 11:12 pm

        I still remember the black and white minstrel show. And Lenny Henry appeared on it. What did he think he was doing? Irony?

        • David Dillenberg March 20, 2017 at 11:14 pm

          Pre “political correctness” gone mad.

          • baz March 20, 2017 at 11:15 pm

            Prime time entertainment

          • Gloster1861 March 20, 2017 at 11:17 pm

            I did like their stripey waistcoats and straw boaters though. Very snazzy.

            • East Stand March 20, 2017 at 11:19 pm

              The racial stereotyping was a side issue!!

  • East Stand March 20, 2017 at 10:52 pm

    The likes of Timmy aside, since when has being a white Londoner been a ‘questionable virtue’?

    Pesky while Londoners in 1882 bloody founding Spurs and all that. Scum the lot of em…

    • David Dillenberg March 20, 2017 at 10:54 pm

      You have lost me but thats not difficult!

      • 61SpursNut🌰 March 20, 2017 at 10:54 pm

        I can see you.

        • Caspurs♿️ March 20, 2017 at 10:55 pm

          Peeping tom.

      • East Stand March 20, 2017 at 10:56 pm

        Never mind…

      • Gloster1861 March 20, 2017 at 10:59 pm

        HH suggested above that Sherwood was welcomed by a section of support purely because he’s a chirpy pale Londoner.

        • East Stand March 20, 2017 at 11:17 pm

          I know, I get that bit….

          • Gloster1861 March 20, 2017 at 11:20 pm

            I was replying to the obtuse Dilly…

            • David Dillenberg March 20, 2017 at 11:30 pm

              Obtuse is a little harsh as I did study at Oxford ……..Poly!

            • East Stand March 20, 2017 at 11:41 pm

              Noted Glost.

  • Gloster1861 March 20, 2017 at 10:49 pm

    So where’s Marcus Edwards? Is he just going to train with the first team squad? Surely there’s an opportunity to put him on the bench at the moment?

    • Caspurs♿️ March 20, 2017 at 10:50 pm

      The games we have left are too important.

      • Gloster1861 March 20, 2017 at 10:52 pm

        Scenario: three nil up against Watford with ten minutes left. Stick him on.

    • David Dillenberg March 20, 2017 at 10:50 pm

      +1

    • East Stand March 20, 2017 at 10:54 pm

      Marcus Edwards is nothing more than another silly hairdo in a pair of football boots until he does something tangible…

      • 61SpursNut🌰 March 20, 2017 at 10:55 pm

        His hairdo is tall than he is.

      • Gloster1861 March 20, 2017 at 10:56 pm

        Is this another case of Daniel spinning that the academy is sufficient unto all our needs, blessed be the name of the academy.

        • Gloster1861 March 20, 2017 at 10:56 pm

          *blessèd

        • Real Fan? March 20, 2017 at 11:05 pm

          When did Levy say the Academ,y was sufficient unto all our needs, or anything like that? Sounds like Harold propaganda to me. you’ve been indoctrinated.

          • Gloster1861 March 20, 2017 at 11:07 pm

            I bought into the academy line for a while. Now, I am not so sure it is a substitute for an intelligent long term transfer policy.

        • East Stand March 20, 2017 at 11:07 pm

          Edwards may have bags of ‘talent’ but so have loads of young players. He’s a long way from being a useful enough player to get in a Premier League 11. He’s as likely to end up playing for a League 1 side in a few years as he is for us and that’s the same for most academy players all over the country…

          • Gloster1861 March 20, 2017 at 11:08 pm

            Bostock.

            • East Stand March 20, 2017 at 11:14 pm

              We actually poached him such was his ‘talent’ and look what happened. People get far too worked up about ‘talent’ it’s more than that, it depends on so much more.

              There are kids playing in parks that have as much natural talent as pros but to be a pro and then a top pro requires expert guidance and complete commitment from the player. Not to mention luck and getting the breaks.

              This Edwards thing is starting to piss me off already…

              • East Stand March 20, 2017 at 11:14 pm

                Pritchard…

              • Gloster1861 March 20, 2017 at 11:19 pm

                Just look at Leicester City’s players minus total commitment this season. Now they’re playing to protect their contracts by staying up. Gits.

                • East Stand March 20, 2017 at 11:22 pm

                  Leicester’s players are a complete joke. Bunch of cowardly one season wonders.

  • David Dillenberg March 20, 2017 at 10:40 pm

    Any prospect of Spurs signing Defoe for the third time in the summer when Sunderland are relegated?

  • Gloster1861 March 20, 2017 at 10:39 pm

    BBC news put up a caption this evening when interviewing a chap, describing him as ‘marketting director’.

    I’m afraid the walls have fallen, and the vandals are inside the city. The world has officially ended.

    • Caspurs♿️ March 20, 2017 at 10:49 pm

      That woz me.

      • Gloster1861 March 20, 2017 at 10:54 pm

        I’m telling Jeremy Paxman.

        • David Dillenberg March 20, 2017 at 10:56 pm

          Bring him back because IMO Evan Davies is out of his depth at hosting Newsnight.
          Emily Maitless should have got it.

          • Gloster1861 March 20, 2017 at 11:02 pm

            I’m pretty certain Emily Maitless gets it on a regular basis.

            But Evan Davies is totally hopeless.

            • David Dillenberg March 20, 2017 at 11:05 pm

              Why was he selected when surely there were better candidates?
              Andrew Rawnsley for starters.

              • David Dillenberg March 20, 2017 at 11:08 pm

                Impressed with John Peenar and Chris Mason.

                • East Stand March 20, 2017 at 11:51 pm

                  Chris Mason is a bit too obviously lefty to front such a big current affairs show, even for the Beeb.

                  They have to at least give the impression they’re impartial when everyone knows that to even get an interview there you have to have been a member of the Socialist Workers Party when you were at uni…

  • David Dillenberg March 20, 2017 at 10:22 pm

    East Stand March 20, 2017 at 9:31 pm
    Playing Alli as the main striker would be the final insult to Janssen. Besides, Alli’s game is all about arriving in the box from deep and playing passes etc.
    The closest we’ve had to Alli in the past was Gus Poyet.

    Correction: Actually Martin Peters!

    • Superspoz 🏆 March 20, 2017 at 10:25 pm

      The closest thing we’ve had to van der vaart is alli.
      That’s all.

      • East Stand March 20, 2017 at 10:30 pm

        VDV didn’t play that similar to Alli or vice versa.

        • Superspoz 🏆 March 20, 2017 at 10:41 pm

          He was the 1 in arrys 4411 and alli is one of the 2’s in pochs 3421. They have scored similar amount of goals in similar amount of games.

          • Caspurs♿️ March 20, 2017 at 10:44 pm

            Yep, the interlull is now officially underway.

          • East Stand March 20, 2017 at 10:47 pm

            They played the game in a different way, VDV was tiny for a start.

            • Gloster1861 March 20, 2017 at 10:48 pm

              I never noticed. True. Perhaps because great players are perceived differently.

            • David Dillenberg March 20, 2017 at 10:49 pm

              Alfie Conn and Jose Dominguez were tiny not VDV?

              • Gloster1861 March 20, 2017 at 10:50 pm

                Nico Clausen and Raul Fox looked small. Alfie Conn looks average, maybe it was his really long curly hair.

                • David Dillenberg March 20, 2017 at 10:52 pm

                  Nic Barnby was smallish.

              • East Stand March 20, 2017 at 11:53 pm

                Ok, ‘diminutive’ rather than tiny. Or is that the same thing? Smaller than Alli then, how’s that?

            • Superspoz 🏆 March 20, 2017 at 10:58 pm

              They are both goalscorers is what I’m trying to say

              • Caspurs♿️ March 20, 2017 at 11:03 pm

                Givvit up hombre.

    • East Stand March 20, 2017 at 10:29 pm

      Yes probably another comparison but perhaps I should have said Premier League era.

      I’ve met Martin Peters but as a player very much before my time.

      • David Dillenberg March 20, 2017 at 10:31 pm

        Peters once dubbed by Sir Alf Ramsay as being “10 years ahead of his time”?

        • Gloster1861 March 20, 2017 at 10:44 pm

          You sure he didn’t dub him “pikey should do 10 years time.” Or was that Bobby Moore in Mexico?

  • Superspoz 🏆 March 20, 2017 at 10:18 pm

    Damn this international break. We’re talking about tim sherwood.. and it only fucking tuesday!

    • East Stand March 20, 2017 at 10:22 pm

      The Swindon football director no less!!

    • Caspurs♿️ March 20, 2017 at 10:23 pm

      Clam down, we haven’t even started talking about Mary Berry yet. 🍰

      • Superspoz 🏆 March 20, 2017 at 10:26 pm

        She makes a mean elderberry cordial

        • Caspurs♿️ March 20, 2017 at 10:28 pm

          She can’t make a pwopa Bolognese tho.

          • Superspoz 🏆 March 20, 2017 at 10:43 pm

            So I’ve heard. It’s not a crime tho, a well overrated plate of food imo

    • David Dillenberg March 20, 2017 at 10:28 pm

      Constantly reminding or boring you of his 59.9% PL win success rate after 22 games as manager of Spurs loved Sherwood’s enthusiasm and ability to get the best out of Adebayour!

      • Superspoz 🏆 March 20, 2017 at 10:29 pm

        The latter. Boring

      • 61SpursNut🌰 March 20, 2017 at 10:36 pm

        *59.09%

        • David Dillenberg March 20, 2017 at 10:38 pm

          ok call it 60%!

          • 61SpursNut🌰 March 20, 2017 at 10:39 pm

            No, but don’t forget 16.67% in cup games.

            • Hartley™ March 20, 2017 at 10:42 pm

              He was a 100% cunt

              • East Stand March 20, 2017 at 10:49 pm

                Gobby chancer who happened to be hanging about when AVB got the boot. Should never have got the gig, Levy must have owed him money…

                • Hartley™ March 20, 2017 at 10:50 pm

                  It’s Villa and her fans what I feel sorry for

  • DC Hotspur March 20, 2017 at 10:01 pm

    PSG-Spurs, 7/22/17 Orlando; Spurs-Roma 7/25/17 Harrison NJ; Man City-Spurs, 7/29 Nashville, TN

    • Lilywhite March 20, 2017 at 10:09 pm

      Old news

      • DC Hotspur March 20, 2017 at 10:15 pm

        You just posted a link to it ten minutes ago…can’t see how it’s that old. I just thought it might be easier for people to see the dates up front without having to follow the link.

        • Lilywhite March 20, 2017 at 10:27 pm

          Just pulling your leg 😉 If you head down to the Florida match, I’m the guy in the Jose Dominguez replica holding the sunburned toddler.

    • AccringtonSpurs March 20, 2017 at 10:18 pm

      PSG, Roma, City – that’s a far cry from 2013 when we lined up against Espanyol.

  • Spurstacus 💋 March 20, 2017 at 10:00 pm

    Spurs fan and former boy-band heartthrob, Anthony Costa, now working in the button testing industry.

    • Camus March 20, 2017 at 10:02 pm

      Wowzers. Blue best not be planning any dance routines in the next 12 months.

      • Camus March 20, 2017 at 10:04 pm

        Seems he took “One love for the Mother’s Pride” a little too literally.

        • Spurstacus 💋 March 20, 2017 at 10:08 pm

          I suspect he now looks like nature always intended him to. In a sense, he has found himself; come into his own, if you will.

          • Hartley™ March 20, 2017 at 10:09 pm

            Dirty bastard!

            • Spurstacus 💋 March 20, 2017 at 10:25 pm

              I didn’t do it!

              • Hartley™ March 20, 2017 at 10:44 pm

                Not you, silly sausage.

            • East Stand March 20, 2017 at 10:26 pm

              Must have a very bendy penis…

  • Lilywhite March 20, 2017 at 9:59 pm

    I’m probably late on this, but below is a link outlining our schedule for this summer’s Intl Champions Cup in the states. I can take my little one to his first match vs PSG in Orlando – is subjecting a 17 month old to the Florida summer heat in order to watch a few hair cuts run around child abuse?

    https://twitter.com/Spurs_US

    • Spurstacus 💋 March 20, 2017 at 10:01 pm

      Yes. Enjoy the game. Both of you.

      • Lilywhite March 20, 2017 at 10:04 pm

        thanks bruv

        • Spurstacus 💋 March 20, 2017 at 10:10 pm

          Welcome. It’s a story you can share together on your visit days.

          • Hartley™ March 20, 2017 at 10:11 pm

            Supervised.

          • Lilywhite March 20, 2017 at 10:15 pm

            The judge will probably justify the ruling on indoctrination/imposing a lifetime of supporting Spurs. Sun burns are temporary.

            • Spurstacus 💋 March 20, 2017 at 10:20 pm

              Cruel and unusual punishment.

  • Spurstacus 💋 March 20, 2017 at 9:48 pm

    Anyone who uses the word ‘mug’ as an insult is a mug.

  • Camus March 20, 2017 at 9:46 pm

    What a massive, massive loser.. Most of us knew it anyway but here’s the cast-iron proof.

  • Spurstacus 💋 March 20, 2017 at 9:45 pm

    Give Daniel Levy his due, he does get the odd thing right.

    No way?!

    • Camus March 20, 2017 at 9:46 pm

      This warrants an investigation. I suspect H’s blog has been hacked.

    • Mattspurs March 20, 2017 at 9:54 pm

      Though actually Levy didn’t sack Sherwood and offered him his old job back, Sherwood’s ego got in the way rather than Levy’s sense

      • Camus March 20, 2017 at 9:56 pm

        Way to go, Daniel. After the guy rinsed you in public numerous times.

      • Superspoz 🏆 March 20, 2017 at 9:56 pm

        In poker we call that a bluff.

        • Spurstacus 💋 March 20, 2017 at 10:17 pm

          In geography we call this a bluff:

    • Harry Hotspur March 20, 2017 at 10:15 pm

      Spurts you are one sick puppy 😂 I recognise the original picture you’ve doctored ☺ bloody genius, inspired etc 🤣

      • Spurstacus 💋 March 20, 2017 at 10:19 pm

        Teehee. You know who the fringe belongs to? YOU sick puppy.

        • Harry Hotspur March 20, 2017 at 10:35 pm

          Ah… 😳

  • Superspoz 🏆 March 20, 2017 at 9:44 pm

    That could of been any conversation in the south east about anything. Welcome to the Suck!

    • Hartley™ March 20, 2017 at 9:45 pm

      Aye lad……that’s just what I was thinking

      • Camus March 20, 2017 at 9:47 pm

        W’unt ‘appen in’t north, bah gum, lad.

        • Hartley™ March 20, 2017 at 9:50 pm

          It certainly would not.

  • 61SpursNut🌰 March 20, 2017 at 9:37 pm

    Turd. Shit for brains.

  • SeattleSpursGuy March 20, 2017 at 9:35 pm

    God I despised Sherwood, the shuffling, funneling idiot.

    • 61SpursNut🌰 March 20, 2017 at 9:36 pm

      Past tense?

      • SeattleSpursGuy March 20, 2017 at 9:38 pm

        I’m saving present and future for my next post.

        • 61SpursNut🌰 March 20, 2017 at 9:41 pm

          I am now looking forward to that.

  • spurs108 March 20, 2017 at 9:32 pm

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