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Happy Birthday Boys!

Happy Birthday Boys!

Measured, thoughtful, witty and charming barely begins to describe some of the people that Horndog and Gavlav have encountered whilst contributing to this blog.

This much loved duo came to HH with nothing, nothing but hope and mild fear of the sky falling on their heads, but now look at them! Second class honour degrees in Ronglish and a first hand knowledge of my Levy neurosis.

Have a truly fab day and may your birthday contracts be continually extended for many many years come!

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  • Aside from cerebrospinal fluid, what's on your mind?

  • BabaSpurs馃幈 August 6, 2017 at 8:09 am

    Nice, H.

    Have a great one, lads and many happy returns!

  • Camus August 5, 2017 at 1:43 pm

    Happy birthday, lads 馃嵒

  • MiT August 5, 2017 at 1:37 pm

    Happy Birthday, fellas 馃檪

    Many Happy Returns !

  • Lilywhite without the II August 5, 2017 at 1:33 pm
    • morecambe August 5, 2017 at 1:52 pm

      Ha…the old school register trauma…..when the new kids name is Aaron Abathe!

  • Still Nil Nil August 5, 2017 at 1:26 pm

    I’ll send a report in re today’s match later

  • Sexy Beast August 5, 2017 at 1:12 pm

    Still Nil Nil
    I鈥檓 looking forward to it cos I鈥檓 going with my kids and timecwith them is very precious.
    I know when they find out they鈥檒l love the idea of it.
    Just hope spurs don鈥檛 let them down like they have us so far this summer

    You know it will be nil nil don’t you, Still Nil Nil馃槀??馃槀

    • Still Nil Nil August 5, 2017 at 1:16 pm

      That’s better than a tonking

  • DAVID August 5, 2017 at 1:05 pm

    Happy birthday 馃巶 chaps.

  • ronwol196061 August 5, 2017 at 12:34 pm

    Gav get a new Lav

    • McG 鈿解毥 August 5, 2017 at 12:35 pm

      New bog >>>>>

      • ronwol196061 August 5, 2017 at 12:39 pm

        and I went checking!

        • McG 鈿解毥 August 5, 2017 at 12:44 pm

          I’m laughing!

          • ronwol196061 August 5, 2017 at 12:48 pm

            I found one

      • AccringtonSpurs August 5, 2017 at 1:39 pm

        not funnyny

  • Still Nil Nil August 5, 2017 at 12:22 pm

    Leaving in a bit for wemberley

    Kids still don’t know they’re going.

    Not cos it’s a surprise but cos they’re too big to wrestle into the car to get them there

    • SpurAndy 馃崚蟺 August 5, 2017 at 12:27 pm

      Keen then Nilster?

    • ronwol196061 August 5, 2017 at 12:34 pm

      God are they holding on?

      • Still Nil Nil August 5, 2017 at 12:41 pm

        I’m looking forward to it cos I’m going with my kids and timecwith them is very precious.
        I know when they find out they’ll love the idea of it.
        Just hope spurs don’t let them down like they have us so far this summer

        • Horndog August 5, 2017 at 12:50 pm

          Have aa great day Nilly!

          • Still Nil Nil August 5, 2017 at 12:58 pm

            Thanks horny
            Hope your family are treating you!

        • ronwol196061 August 5, 2017 at 12:50 pm

          Lower their expectations Still.
          Tell them that we dont care who wins its just a muchabout but Juve think that its the CL cup final.
          The only problem is when we hammer them how do you explain THAT????
          and after that you are going to have to explain it to Harry!

          • ronwol196061 August 5, 2017 at 12:50 pm

            muckabout

            • Still Nil Nil August 5, 2017 at 12:58 pm

              I’m scared

              • ronwol196061馃嚚馃嚘 August 5, 2017 at 1:52 pm

                I can understand why you would be not scared facing the kind if schmucks you do sometimes and be scared if this one.
                We should have bought Neymar!

                I Text man

        • Aussie in Switzerland August 5, 2017 at 1:14 pm

          Glad a father somewhere is getting time with their kids. I am yet to meet a divorced father who gets a fair shake (me included)

          • Still Nil Nil August 5, 2017 at 1:17 pm

            I feel your pain Aussie.

            It’s the only week in the whole year I havecwith them.

            Kills me.

            • Caspurs鈾匡笍 August 5, 2017 at 1:19 pm

              Have a bloody fabulous week with your kids Nilly, hope today is a memorable for all the right reasons.
              COYS!

              • Still Nil Nil August 5, 2017 at 1:23 pm

                Cheers cas.

                My last 2 days with them.

  • SpurAndy 馃崚蟺 August 5, 2017 at 12:18 pm

    Happy birthday HD and Gav, you’re one step closer to having your balls touch the water when you’re on the toilet. 馃巶

  • ronwol196061 August 5, 2017 at 11:55 am

    The Dawg and the Cat do their customary thing in Nebraska for their birthdays..

    • Horndog August 5, 2017 at 12:14 pm

      Me and my Arrow……..

  • ronwol196061 August 5, 2017 at 11:50 am

    According to Gav,one of his books,Dawg Day Afternoon,will be available in Ronglish by September

    For $19.95 you can save 80% off the retail price that Gav has costed it at

  • ronwol196061 August 5, 2017 at 11:46 am

    Oldies but Goodies….

    • Camus August 5, 2017 at 1:45 pm

      Nice. Happier times with the world at our feet.

  • Caspurs鈾匡笍 August 5, 2017 at 11:44 am

    Congrats to both the Dawg and Gavlav, hopes ya bofe have a fandabbydozi day..馃嵃馃巵馃嵕

  • Horndog August 5, 2017 at 11:42 am

    What a way to wake up! Hungover and awaiting a pasting from Juventus. Thanks H and thanks all.馃ぁ

    • Real Fan? August 5, 2017 at 12:18 pm

      Have a great day, Dawg. We’re totally going to smash Juve with our papier-m芒ch茅 fist hidden, as it is, inside a gossamer-thin glove.

      Gav, may your lav be smooth and bountiful.

  • McG 鈿解毥 August 5, 2017 at 11:36 am

    In two minds about today, part of me hopes the stadium is half empty, the other part wants a good atmosphere and for us to get an early win under our belts… Least we not here for 2 or 3 years like those chavs will be

    • ronwol196061 August 5, 2017 at 11:52 am

      McG if half the stadium is empty and the other half is full maybe they wont show up

  • ronwol196061 August 5, 2017 at 11:31 am

    To the Dawg and the Gav

    Have a fantastic Day Much jubilation when we hold on to defeat the Old Lady.Not your old lady as your old ladies aint going to take that.
    Really have a wonderful day and year!!!!

  • A waddle and a fork August 5, 2017 at 11:25 am

    What time is kick off today??

    • caveman August 5, 2017 at 11:27 am

      17.30

      • Aussie in Switzerland August 5, 2017 at 11:29 am

        What he said

    • Aussie in Switzerland August 5, 2017 at 11:27 am

      5.30 Pommy time

      • A waddle and a fork August 5, 2017 at 1:45 pm

        Thanks

  • McG 鈿解毥 August 5, 2017 at 11:19 am

  • melcyid August 5, 2017 at 11:05 am

    will wembley be half full or half empty in yous twos honour.Hope you both your birthday suits still fit.

  • Sexy Beast August 5, 2017 at 10:51 am

    Have a great day chaps and I hope you both enjoy our two new signings (Edwards and Trippier) 馃槀馃嵒馃嵒馃嵒

  • legoverlass August 5, 2017 at 10:51 am

    Happy Birthday guys. Have a great day and may the grey cloud that is the Levy Jet stream wash away into a clear blue sky as 11 Academy players selected by Pooch at Wembley smash Juventus 5-0 and justify their collective value of 拢440 million pounds. To dare is to do!

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? August 5, 2017 at 10:32 am

    May your birthday cup overfloweth!馃嵐馃嵏馃嵑馃嵒馃巿

    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? August 5, 2017 at 10:33 am

      *cups

      • Still Nil Nil August 5, 2017 at 10:37 am

        Their bra cups?

        • McG 鈿解毥 August 5, 2017 at 11:10 am

          Egg cups

  • Still Nil Nil August 5, 2017 at 10:27 am

    Appeefackinburfdee yoo pear ov awld facks!!!

    Many confiblerations or summink.

  • Hartley鈩 August 5, 2017 at 10:23 am

    Many Happy returns to the pair of thee.
    Enjoy 馃巵馃巶馃嵒馃帀

  • maximumspursman August 5, 2017 at 10:23 am

    Don’t know you guys but hope you both have a great birthday!
    My tip for a really good day: enjoy lots of alcohol and avoid a certain friendly game at Wembley later today as it has the potential to put a downer on things!!

  • Sid Trotter August 5, 2017 at 10:21 am

    Happy Birthday – free Shiraz if you can get to Switzerland by tea time!

    • Aussie in Switzerland August 5, 2017 at 11:28 am

      Just so long as it isn’t Swiss wine

  • caveman August 5, 2017 at 10:14 am

    Happy birthday to both of you guys and many happy returns. Hope Spurs put an extra smile on your faces today.

  • gavlav August 5, 2017 at 9:49 am

    Our support is like 2 new signings anyway. Happy birthday HD you beautiful specimen and cheers for the mention H brought a tear to an old man’s eye

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