Q:Why does millionaire Daniel Levy wear poly mix suits?
A: Because he frequently takes a sh*t with his clothes on.
We all know that ticketing for the friendly against Juventus was outsourced, but that didn’t happen by chance.
Levy didn’t wake up one morning and ‘find out that it had happened’. Both clubs and Wembley agreed to it.
Juve’s ‘agreement’ to it is hardly worth dwelling upon, this is a London sides’ friendly in London.
“In order to generate the best atmosphere possible inside the stadium and create a true fan-friendly experience, Relevent Sports has repriced a number of tickets in the lower bowl of the stadium.
This means even more tickets have been made available to purchase for this fixture at £24, £35 and £45 – with a large quantity of seats located along the side of the pitch having been reduced by £27 to £45.”
The original prices were outrageous and these ‘reviewed’ tariffs aren’t much of an improvement. This is a friendly. The Italians will probably have been on the wine the day before while the WAGS have been doing some damage in Harrods and Hardly Nichols.
Wembley was a bloody stupid idea and this is just the first of many climb-downs, repricing strategies call them what you will.
Season tickets sales have been good? Pffft people well over the 48,000 mark on the waiting list have been sold cards.
Don’t blame me – I’m just commentating on this lunacy. None of this was my idea.
