Date: 11th October 2018 at 8:08am
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Some degree of chaos was caused this week, in respect of Christian Eriksen’s health and wellbeing.

Dependent upon which online language translation app was used, the Dane’s stomach condition was described as being anywhere from ‘chronic’ to being related to his spinal cord.

The old phrase – the camera doesn’t lie stands true – thankfully.

This Spurs fan bumped into Christian whilst shopping yesterday, who commented on the injury, “He wouldn’t give much away but I gave his tummy a rub and it felt pretty solid to me.”

Undoubtedly good news, but there’s obviously a big difference between being able to wander around a department store, and play Premier League football.

At least this snap should dispell any mental images of the 26 year old being monitored in a private intensive care unit.

Eriksen’s 4 year deal at Tottenham runs out in 2020 and this perhaps improving Christian’s £75,0000 a week salary will be the next hurdle.

Quite how all our major players have been allowed to watch their contracts run down is anyone’s guess – oh, hang on…

 
Comments
  • Aside from cerebrospinal fluid, what's on your mind?

  • Harry Hotspur October 12, 2018 at 7:50 am

    dilly

    Tottenham are hoping to sign Manchester United and Ivory Coast defender Eric Bailly, 24, in January. (Daily Express)

    Tottenham are also interested in Beijing Guoan forward Cedric Bakambu. Guoan paid Villarreal more than £35m for the 27-year-old DR Congo international in February. (L’Est Republican, via Talksport)

    Tottenham are interested in signing Fiorentina and Serbia defender Nikola Milenkovic, 20. (Mirror)

    [IMO any Jan spending spree is seemingly academic]

    Source: BBC Gossip

    BBC doing the rounds on the cyber dustbins there, eh?

    What’s the UK version of L’Republican, The Dagenham Echo?

  • dilly October 12, 2018 at 12:55 am

    Tottenham are hoping to sign Manchester United and Ivory Coast defender Eric Bailly, 24, in January. (Daily Express)

    Tottenham are also interested in Beijing Guoan forward Cedric Bakambu. Guoan paid Villarreal more than £35m for the 27-year-old DR Congo international in February. (L’Est Republican, via Talksport)

    Tottenham are interested in signing Fiorentina and Serbia defender Nikola Milenkovic, 20. (Mirror)

    [IMO any Jan spending spree is seemingly academic]

    Source: BBC Gossip

  • East Stand October 11, 2018 at 11:21 pm

    Nothing like a tummy rub from a complete stranger of the same gender, to make one feel better.

    All looks to be ok then, as long as he’s buying consumer goods he can’t be that fucked..

    • Aussie in Switzerland October 11, 2018 at 11:34 pm

      I thought gender was a social construct….. Or was that, mouth has no gender?

      • East Stand October 11, 2018 at 11:54 pm

        Just eplace ‘same gender’ with ‘same sex’ in order to avoid any confusion…

  • Accy October 11, 2018 at 7:22 pm

    Poch on flares (we’ve moved on from cows):

    “It’s like fashion. Forty years ago flares were worn, now it is skinny jeans and in the future the flares will be back.”

    https://www.spurs-web.com/spurs-news/pochettino-explains-why-flares-will-be-back-in-fashion/

  • MiT October 11, 2018 at 5:41 pm

    Ah yi yi.

    I do not want to imagine living in a world where some young strange duck approaches me asking weird questions, and then slipping a hand in to feel my tummy.

    I don’t think that would end well. I really don’t. Christian must be truly easygoing.

    • Lilywhite without the II October 11, 2018 at 7:32 pm

      thats how I met my wife, although it wasn’t my tummy…..every cloud..

  • Aussie in Switzerland October 11, 2018 at 5:17 pm

    And in other news, a handful of British soldiers were ordered to hand over their mobile phones and submit to an Army investigation after they appeared on YouTube smiling for selfies with Tommy Robinson after seeing him at a petrol station. Some council of Muslim something or other mob in the UK highlighted this and complained….. the same mob who said previously that the killing of British solidiers by suicide bombers was justified…… Great show you lot have going on over there. Brexit anyone?

    • Lilywhite without the II October 11, 2018 at 7:28 pm

      It will get a lot worse before it gets better….I don’t want to spout shit on here, but I still have faith, problem is, what will be the breaking point…

  • Harry Hotspur October 11, 2018 at 4:40 pm

    Yay.

    Nobody died.

    Well, apart from …oh I can’t mention that, or the Met will kick my door down again.

  • East Stand October 11, 2018 at 2:31 pm

    Pre server maintenance rant;

    He’s not injured, he’s just exhausted and not worth playing as an out of sorts Eriksen disappears up his own rectum and is nowhere to be seen on a football pitch.

    He’s either ‘on it’ or he isn’t, no halfway house with Eriksen. Rest him up and get him into form for the last 3/4 of the season when it most matters…

  • Harry Hotspur October 11, 2018 at 11:18 am

    • Accy October 11, 2018 at 11:21 am

      Just turn it on and off again Harry.

      • Accy October 11, 2018 at 11:21 am

        *off and on

      • Harry Hotspur October 11, 2018 at 12:08 pm

        I could could talk it. That would turn it off.

    • Lord Croker October 11, 2018 at 5:16 pm

      Surprised no Korean gooners working for the slant eyed mob have tried to hack theboyhotspur.

      • Harry Hotspur October 11, 2018 at 5:56 pm

        #AlmondEyeWinning

  • Tappaspur October 11, 2018 at 9:07 am

    The Bloomberg building. I want to feel and fondle her.

  • Tappaspur October 11, 2018 at 8:42 am

    Sign writers and guilders in adding the final touches. (Guilders up in the rich bits) sign writing. Not as difficult as it looks. (Providing you’re not kack handed! Its all about the mahl. The compass. Practice practice practice hard id have it sussed not mastered in six months! 🙂 🙂 seems like a good cheap hobby to take up actually. Umm got me thinking that has.

    • Tappaspur October 11, 2018 at 8:51 am

      Not a bad idea for a celebrity tv reality show. “Celebrity give us a sign. “Signing celebrities” ok ill go now! Happy Thursday yardies I mean YIDies.