Date: 17th June 2017 at 6:32pm
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This won’t take long. That’s what she said. 

No bid – no offer – no nothing. Yes, Spurs have contact with Monaco, but nothing approaching negotiating a deal for this guy.

That hasn’t prevented a string of media outlets that are happy to thoughtlessly regurgitate rumours are linking Djibril Sidibe with a possible move to Spurs this summer.

Glad says: “The slower DL is to make a move, the greater number of links with French players we can expect.

This is Sidibe’s agent going all out after the Bernardo Silva sale to get Monaco to improve his current deal.” 

Before this window is over we can probably expect to be linked to Kylian Mbappe, Tiémoué Bakayoko, Fabinho, Benjmain Mendy and all manner of Eurotrash. If we haven’t been already.

I’ve made my view on this ‘£20million or less’ mob very clear.

Thanks, but no thanks.

 
Comments
  • Aside from cerebrospinal fluid, what's on your mind?

  • AccringtonSpurs June 18, 2017 at 9:13 am

    Trix on SC:

    A couple of bits……

    Barkley looks likely, but may drag on.
    Walker will go if financials are met.
    I’m more confident on Lemar than I was last week, and we have had encouragement from him but there are three clubs pushing for him including ourselves.
    Mate thinks the Mawson stuff is just agents working the system, but that is just his opinion.
    Nothing new on Dier.

  • The Great White Hope June 18, 2017 at 8:28 am

    Do not be fooled

    https://imgix.ranker.com/user_node_img/50023/1000449056/original/rachel-riley-has-long-legs-photo-u1?w=650&q=50&fm=jpg

    Downing Street have announced that there will be no Queens Speech in 2018 to allow MP’s to concentrate on Brexit, total Bullshit !
    The reason for doing this is that in 2018 there will then be no vote on Tory measures.

  • JuandeInternational June 18, 2017 at 7:47 am

    Work well underway on the south stand then, won’t be long now.

  • AccringtonSpurs June 18, 2017 at 6:53 am

    Not sure how I feel about 1 & 3:

    New Football Rule Changes proposed:

    Players can take free kicks to themselves
    Goal kicks do not have to leave the penalty area
    Free kicks permitted with a moving ball
    Penalties conceded for handling back-passes
    Penalty goals awarded for goalline handballs

  • Sexy Beast June 18, 2017 at 6:43 am

    JohnSpursMan
    Sidibe was part of a semi finalist champs league team…..are you just miserable? This blog only gets worse, since when d’you post so much rumour mill nonsense of other clubs? And just tits? Click bait. You should thank your regular posters, they do your job for you.

    Can you imagine how much better this blog would be if it was just tits? McG would give up his job and move in to the shed at the bottom of his mum’s garden, where he could nick the wifi signal from KFC. He’d never be off the blog. Bit like Ron … and me.

    Some of us are always lurking in cyberspace shadows spurts, well nearly 😱

  • The Great White Hope June 18, 2017 at 5:50 am

    When my eldest daughter was born i made the normal mistake of offering my right hand to my ex as comfort, that’s the sort of guy i am, she had Gas & Air, i had no such luxury, bitch squeezed my fingers so tight i could not use my right hand for 4 weeks and i’m not ambidexterous, yet she was able to make the sandwiches next day, didn’t make that mistake second time around, i insisted on Gas & Air, not that it mattered because there was no chance i was leaving the Video Camera down.

    • The Great White Hope June 18, 2017 at 6:12 am

      Anyone who can video with all that mayhem going on deserves a medal, screaming and yelling, getting pushed out of the way by nurses yet remain focussed on the job, then suddenly…….the head appears, and tells you to move back and the nurses manhandle you to give him room (shots of the White coat, ceiling & floor to be edited later). I don’t think men get the credit they deserve.

  • Superspoz 🕵 June 18, 2017 at 1:42 am

    This is quite interesting.
    Apparently, during labour, the pain is so great that a woman can almost imagine how a man feels when he has a fever.
    Yeah right!

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 June 18, 2017 at 1:49 am

      Haha!

    • AntSpurs June 18, 2017 at 1:50 am

      This ones good . I’ve been trying to explain the position of a man watching childbirth, not being the same as the mother but maybe more difficult. That has never gone down too well until recently. A friend of my sis actually agreed. She’s been through child birth and said it was far more painful watching her sis going through it. There’s hope yet ! 😂

  • Superspoz 🕵 June 18, 2017 at 1:13 am

    Pain is inevitable.
    Suffering is optional.

    • Caspurs♿️ June 18, 2017 at 1:14 am

      It pains me to say it but…

      • Superspoz 🕵 June 18, 2017 at 1:36 am

        ..if your eyes hurt after you have a cup of tea, you have to take the spoon out of the cup?

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 June 18, 2017 at 12:45 am

    The season ends and not 4 hours later the drug starts to wear off……followed by cold sweats and shakes…doorways of Tottenham fans….shaking..waiting for the dealer, News Now,to show up….
    HITC and co offering bad junk to the afflicted…names thrown about to create false hope…I hold out my hand and the mirage evaporates as the name either stays or goes somewhere else even though the player himself has never heard of such a thing…Thin air drugs….you can get anything you want at this restaurant except therrle us no food..its just air…..
    You may as all breathe.Nothing is happening now….it may never happen…enjoy the summer folks…..

    Fuck.

    • Caspurs♿️ June 18, 2017 at 1:13 am

      Ron I can tell you are a man of many doorways.

  • melcyid June 18, 2017 at 12:40 am

    why do we need a jerbil I bet Hartley has got loads of ferrets

    • AntSpurs June 18, 2017 at 12:41 am

      Alright Mel. How did the meeting go ?

      • melcyid June 18, 2017 at 2:17 am

        Am going to be introduced to a couple of top top New York producers that have mixed for most of the worlds best artists for the past 10 yrs.If they are Ilumminati they can do one

        • AntSpurs June 18, 2017 at 2:27 am

          Sounds good bro. Illuminati shit , how would you know ? Shoot those fuckers down. I’m serious , no selling out man, you’re shit is too good !

          • AntSpurs June 18, 2017 at 2:29 am

            That depends …what they offering 😉

            • AntSpurs June 18, 2017 at 2:30 am

              That’s the thing …good guys/things should not come last

          • melcyid June 18, 2017 at 2:43 am

            i will just listen to what they are saying carefully.If they are control freaks then no go.

            • AntSpurs June 18, 2017 at 2:49 am

              Was the feeling a little iffy then. What do the they want ?

              • melcyid June 18, 2017 at 3:08 am

                I met a CEO of a global radio station that wants to be involved locally and knows the owners of a New York studio that would like to do something similar in the Bahamas, but its all just talk at the moment.I will press on with my own plans anyway and see
                what happens.

                • AntSpurs June 18, 2017 at 3:11 am

                  Hold tight and watch the ride 😎 I’ve a good feeling about this. Can I ask how old you are Mel ? Not important of course !

                  • melcyid June 18, 2017 at 3:56 am

                    Y

                    • melcyid June 18, 2017 at 3:59 am

                      younger than Ronwol but who isnt.but as a clue been a supporter since the sixties

  • gloster1861 June 18, 2017 at 12:03 am

    The devil makes work for idle hands. For gawd’s sake throw us a bone Daniel!

    • AntSpurs June 18, 2017 at 12:05 am

      No he does not need to give the game away. The more he says he ain’t spending the more I know he is.

      • AntSpurs June 18, 2017 at 12:05 am

        He made that mistake with William and we for fucked.

        • AntSpurs June 18, 2017 at 12:06 am

          *got

    • AntSpurs June 18, 2017 at 12:07 am

      The window opens I think in 2 weeks. What sense would it make telling all what we want.

      • AntSpurs June 18, 2017 at 12:09 am

        Unless is klassen, Lemar, Ronaldo etc

    • Panama Paul June 18, 2017 at 7:11 am

      Daniel says “Go play with your own”

  • 💋 June 18, 2017 at 12:00 am

    JohnSpursMan
    Sidibe was part of a semi finalist champs league team…..are you just miserable? This blog only gets worse, since when d’you post so much rumour mill nonsense of other clubs? And just tits? Click bait. You should thank your regular posters, they do your job for you.

    Can you imagine how much better this blog would be if it was just tits? McG would give up his job and move in to the shed at the bottom of his mum’s garden, where he could nick the wifi signal from KFC. He’d never be off the blog. Bit like Ron … and me.

    • McG ⚽⚽ June 18, 2017 at 12:50 am

      I tried posting some fun bags once, they were sadly removed. FOF’s shaggin apes were far worse, but were permitted?!

      • MysteriousStranger June 18, 2017 at 2:25 am

        There are ladies that frequent this blog. Shagging animals are standard fare on many a daytime nature/wildlife programme. “Fun bags” aren’t.

        • McG ⚽⚽ June 18, 2017 at 11:34 am

          Well, talk to spurts who’s been imagining a blog full of of tits..

  • 💋 June 17, 2017 at 11:53 pm

    “Before this window is over we can probably expect to be linked to Kylian Mbappe, Tiémoué Bakayoko, Fabinho, Benjmain Mendy and all manner of Eurotrash. If we haven’t been already.”

    You’re just making names up now.

  • 💋 June 17, 2017 at 11:50 pm

    ronwol196061
    Has the window opened?

    Why? Have you got bed guts?

  • 💋 June 17, 2017 at 11:45 pm

    UnkleTaff
    I confidently predict that Man City will end up signing Dani Alves and that Kyle Walker will stay at Spurs.
    Bookmark this post for future reference.

    That put the mockers on it.

    • Caspurs♿️ June 17, 2017 at 11:48 pm

      For all his mockersins, he’s still one of ours..

  • The Great White Hope June 17, 2017 at 11:12 pm

    Polygraph is far from infallable, anyone with the right coaching can beat it !

    • gloster1861 June 17, 2017 at 11:45 pm

      Do they use them?

  • Blanchflower June 17, 2017 at 9:49 pm

    This boy has a touch of the Wilson Palacios about him. Not in a good way.

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 June 17, 2017 at 9:35 pm

    Explain to me about the window is it open closed half empty or half full????

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 June 17, 2017 at 9:31 pm

    Has the window opened?

    • gloster1861 June 17, 2017 at 10:22 pm

      It has for Man City.

    • gloster1861 June 17, 2017 at 10:22 pm

      It has for Everton.

    • gloster1861 June 17, 2017 at 10:25 pm

      It has for Arsenal, Stoke and Brighton.

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 June 17, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    Ronglish meets Djibberish

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 June 17, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    Ronglish meets Djibberish

  • gloster1861 June 17, 2017 at 9:16 pm

    Levy will do what’s right for ENIC. Let’s hope that’s also good for Spurs.

    • Caspurs♿️ June 17, 2017 at 9:24 pm

      If he has more than 2 brain cells, he’ll realise investing in decent players will enhance the possibility of greater revenue.

      • gloster1861 June 17, 2017 at 9:37 pm

        17 years in charge.

  • gloster1861 June 17, 2017 at 9:14 pm

    The Bill Cosby trial is rather odd. Only one woman could proceed to have her accusations tested in court, and she looks like Keith Richards.

    It seems incredible that sixty other women could not be considered who may gave been more convincing.

    • Northern Spur June 17, 2017 at 10:33 pm

      Statute of limitations?

    • AntSpurs June 17, 2017 at 10:41 pm

      There is still such a lack of support for the victims. Almost impossible to prove. About 10 years back when my grandmother was 70 she was followed up the stairs in her block by a teenager with a car of his mates outside. He attempted to tape her and tried to get the keys off her to take her into her home. When the neighbours came out he legged it. When the police visited, they asked her to keep her clothes in a bag to be analysed when they returned. Did they fuck. By the time they seemed to be taking it more seriously, it was too late because they said after a month, the forensics could do nothing…bullshit. Anyways we push and got nowhere. Cameras could have easily picked up the car that the neighbours saw waiting outside for him. If it’s that difficult for a nobody, it’s easy to see how high profile celebrities get away with it. So difficult to prove.

      • AntSpurs June 17, 2017 at 10:53 pm

        And what I mean by a nobody (apart from the low life scumbag he is) : there was evidence on her clothes and he was so young there is no way that would be consensual and they could have picked up the plates etc from cameras at the end of the road. It should have been easy to find and they didn’t treat it with the respect it deserved. What chance does a young woman have who goes out to meet their idol and will get torn apart when he claims consent.

        • danspurs June 18, 2017 at 12:07 am

          Sounds horrible. My wife served as a juror on a UK rape trial and it was awful for her. One of those where the victim and attacker had been friends. He got off on a technicality and we both still think of both of them now several years later. Such a sad thing. Especially for the girl in that case

          • AntSpurs June 18, 2017 at 12:19 am

            Hi DS. I don’t think I could go through what your Mrs did. There has to be a simpler way of bringing them to justice.

    • MysteriousStranger June 17, 2017 at 11:00 pm

      Looks are important in sexual assault cases?

      • AntSpurs June 17, 2017 at 11:04 pm

        The only thing I can think of to solve this is to make use of the lie detector test which I believe it almost accurate.

        • AntSpurs June 17, 2017 at 11:05 pm

          Apart from witnesses who are impartial

          • AntSpurs June 17, 2017 at 11:11 pm

            Oh and severe punishment for those found guilty. Not a few years (or months) inside.

          • The Great White Hope June 17, 2017 at 11:12 pm

            Polygraph is far from infallable, anyone with the right coaching can beat it !

            • AntSpurs June 17, 2017 at 11:13 pm

              How much training would it take ?

              • AntSpurs June 17, 2017 at 11:25 pm

                What I think, if you match the victim, the attacker and both match equally in the truth and lies then that’s a conlusive. If you are deemed as having a sound mind .

                • AntSpurs June 17, 2017 at 11:29 pm

                  In other words you know your name , where you’re from, the difference from being awake or asleep, the difference of right an wrong. I know this is complex testing but simple I feel too to in creating a formula.

                  • AntSpurs June 17, 2017 at 11:35 pm

                    I dunno just throwing it out there 🤘

      • gloster1861 June 17, 2017 at 11:43 pm

        In the real world I could imagine jurors thinking, why would Bill Cosby even look twice at her. Having been on a rape trial jury, I know some of the shit that gets said.

        • AntSpurs June 17, 2017 at 11:54 pm

          Glos i respect you, i explained how difficult it is in the real world and how it makes no difference what you look like. Look at Saville and Glitter.

          • AntSpurs June 17, 2017 at 11:58 pm

            I know it’s the opposite to what your saying in terms of victim, but same theory applied.

            • gloster1861 June 18, 2017 at 12:00 am

              I’m afraid a pretty face and a handsome face are an advantage in life. And the inverse is true.

          • gloster1861 June 17, 2017 at 11:58 pm

            I’d rather not if it’s all the same to you.

            • AntSpurs June 17, 2017 at 11:59 pm

              Ok

        • MysteriousStranger June 18, 2017 at 2:21 am

          Cos Bill Cosby is an oil painting. Bear in mind the woman was allegedly assaulted many years ago too. I don’t think any of Savile’s victims were judged on their looks many years since they were abused. I’m quite shocked you think what the alleged victim looks like now, “Keith Richards”, is of any relevance at all. Whether you know what shit is said or otherwise.

          • AntSpurs June 18, 2017 at 2:52 am

            Bang on

            • AntSpurs June 18, 2017 at 2:57 am

              I saw a playboy girl talking bout being spiked at a dinner with him and asking to go home. Finding herself with a mate in his luxury car outside his house being abused by Cosby. Did she speak out no ? Her looks ? She had no support. It’s too easy for these rapist arse holes.

  • 89Spurs 👁 June 17, 2017 at 8:46 pm

    Site crap tonight, roll on tomorrow new server, and a Happy Harry, or just sweeter! Will be nice. Laters.

    • Caspurs♿️ June 17, 2017 at 9:00 pm

      Happy Harry?! Whatever you’re on, can I have some please.

  • gloster1861 June 17, 2017 at 8:27 pm

    Now that WHL is a heap of rubble, where will the annoucrnents come from? The training ground?

  • Harry Hotspur June 17, 2017 at 8:25 pm

    An utterly pointless note to have-a-go-hero posters.

    It’s too hot and you’re too stupid.

    Just like every other Spurs board out there, you’ll be binned.

    If that excites you, then enjoy your half-wank and goodbye.

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 June 17, 2017 at 9:11 pm

      Its not me Harry honest…its the other 7000 fuckers….

  • richspurs June 17, 2017 at 8:17 pm

    Silly silly silly silly season

    • gloster1861 June 17, 2017 at 8:25 pm

      I really have no idea what is going to happen this summer. At least last season we knew about Wanyama but this time zilch.

  • gloster1861 June 17, 2017 at 7:58 pm

    Watching a documentary today, apparently there is a garden shed in Holland which is larger than the principality of Monaco. Hilarious.

    • 💋 June 18, 2017 at 12:07 am

      My sides are splitting just reading about you watching the documentary.

  • gloster1861 June 17, 2017 at 7:57 pm

    Have Monaco still got that player that AVB begged Levy for? Moutinho I think it was.

  • JohnSpursMan June 17, 2017 at 7:28 pm

    Sidibe was part of a semi finalist champs league team…..are you just miserable? This blog only gets worse, since when d’you post so much rumour mill nonsense of other clubs? And just tits? Click bait. You should thank your regular posters, they do your job for you.

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 June 17, 2017 at 9:57 pm

      Where have you been John. We have missed your positivity

  • UnkleTaff June 17, 2017 at 7:26 pm

    I confidently predict that Man City will end up signing Dani Alves and that Kyle Walker will stay at Spurs.

    Bookmark this post for future reference.

    • gloster1861 June 17, 2017 at 8:02 pm

      Noted.

    • Harry Hotspur June 17, 2017 at 8:27 pm

      There’s a wine gum joke in there somewhere but it’s far too hot to go looking for it.

      • gloster1861 June 17, 2017 at 8:35 pm

        Bet Saido is enjoying a big bowl of Ben and Jerry’s at this very moment

  • JohnSpursMan June 17, 2017 at 7:22 pm

    All those players are quality and priced much higher than 20mil…..mbappe is the hottest young talent on the market, nxt to dele.

    • Harry Hotspur June 17, 2017 at 7:45 pm

      JohnSpursMan, I’m not debating with a lobotomy victim.

      None of those wankers are worth a nickel over £20million. In fact, you should drop Monaco a line and tell them you’re a wanker too, and you’re looking for a new home.

      Ta ta.

  • czyrko June 17, 2017 at 6:50 pm

    More importantly for those who actually ever went to the ground, clock this:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0JGwSzhEBk&index=2&list=PLn7CEAkAZ3TPA9UOvWHxPJA0M2Coy4rA2

    Could be a big step forward tonight!

  • Jim,Newry Spur. June 17, 2017 at 6:45 pm

    Guardian Rumour Mill says Spurs trying to sign Baldy.

  • baz June 17, 2017 at 6:36 pm

    I won

    • 89Spurs 👁 June 17, 2017 at 6:36 pm

      Sorry 😐 timeline.

      • baz June 17, 2017 at 6:38 pm

        Gutted truly

  • 89Spurs 👁 June 17, 2017 at 6:35 pm

    Is he as good/bad as Sissoko. What about resale value.
    Firsted