Good morning to you.
Those of you with even a modicum of self respect ought look away now.
After being being beaten in a game that we shouldn’t have played in, in a game that stole more minutes unnecessarily from Harry Kane’s preseason, the club’s spin doctor decided that to focus on one specific small tap of the ball by Deli Alli was a good idea.
The club’s official Twitter account published a vine of Alli nutmegging Modric.
The BBC gave it the following coverage in its match report: The 19-year-old said he was disappointed with the result but put the moment of skill down to “natural instinct”, adding: “Hopefully I’ve shown what I can do.”
Which seems about right given that this wasn’t a move achieved anything such as winning the game, or indeed even lead to a goal or a chance.
The response from fans on the club’s Twitter feed was predictably rancorous.
The charge of being small-time was made in varying degrees of severity.
THFC seriously need to revisit there entire PR approach.
If I listed even 10% of their howlers under Daniel Levy & Malcolm Tucker Donna Cullen, I’d still be typing this out tomorrow teatime.
Our fan demographic does not consist of children under the age of 10 or adults suffering from ‘locked in syndrome’.
We don’t want Turfies, or mental defectives like Bonzo being asked what their favourite colour felt pen is.
Tonight we play AC Milan.
Or should I say, Tottenham photobomb the Audi Cup for the second day in a row.
Spurs in the Audi Cup is the footballing equivalent of a purple sex toy being waved in the ear of a Sky Sports presenter.
