Date: 20th April 2018 at 4:13pm
Written by:

Rumour Hoover.

The Sun say that Tottenham’s deputy goalkeeper Michel Vorm is getting itchy feet and should the lad leave, then THFC are very interested in seeing Manchester United goalie Sam Johstone stepping into his second string shoes.

25 year old Sam is currently Aston Villa’s #2 custodian of the sticks.

Dutchman Vorm is 34 and if he wants to play first team football on a regular basis, then like broody women of the same vintage …time is ebbing away.

Michel only got to play cameo roles at White Hart Lane in previous season and this season at Wembley has been no exception.

To date the understudy to Hugo ‘Monster Munch’ Lloris has made just one Premier League appearance, which was against Saints back in January.

The one time World Cup runner up has faired mildly better in domestic cups and racked up 8 full games, this term. It will be interesting see if the flake Lloris elbow his way in for whatever remains of Spurs’ FA cup win.

Is Johnstone any good?

The Sun says: The 25-year-old will be available on a free transfer after SEVEN loan clubs during his time at Old Trafford.

Make of that what you will.

  • Aside from cerebrospinal fluid, what's on your mind?

  • Nick April 21, 2018 at 1:37 am

    So sessegnon scores again! It’s becoming increasingly unlikely that transfer will happen even if the rumours are true.Why would he leave Fulham? They are more likely to at premier league wages 😂

  • Nick April 21, 2018 at 1:31 am

    If you have complete bling faith in your no 1 it really doesn’t matter who the no 2 is.I firmly believe when West Brom are relegated we will sign Ben foster

  • Ufluckinplic April 21, 2018 at 1:13 am

    Horndog 🇺🇸
    I prefer videos.

    In front or behind the camera HD?

  • yippers April 20, 2018 at 10:29 pm

    dont want bale even if hes free

  • Aussie in Switzerland April 20, 2018 at 6:14 pm

    Just read some guff saying Real offering 87m + Bale = Kane

    • Harry Hotspur April 20, 2018 at 6:18 pm

      The fond waft of fresh excrement…

  • Mikespurs April 20, 2018 at 5:42 pm

    I think a new backup goalkeeper could really tie the cheese room together

  • richspurs April 20, 2018 at 5:18 pm


  • Horndog 🇺🇸 April 20, 2018 at 5:03 pm

    We have Gazzingaaaaa, we don’t need no Sam!

    • Harry Hotspur April 20, 2018 at 5:15 pm

      Hell ya

  • Freund or Foe April 20, 2018 at 4:44 pm

    The Sun, Pfft. The most believable read you get from there is Dear Deidre.

    • Harry Hotspur April 20, 2018 at 4:46 pm

      This is how book burning began.

      • Freund or Foe April 20, 2018 at 4:51 pm

        And no wonder…

        • Harry Hotspur April 20, 2018 at 4:56 pm

          3 stars though…

          • Freund or Foe April 20, 2018 at 5:03 pm

            I think that’s for the illustrations, rather than the written content.

            • Horndog 🇺🇸 April 20, 2018 at 5:04 pm

              I prefer videos.

          • Nick April 21, 2018 at 1:32 am

            If she’d have bent over would it of shown 4 stars ?