This comes not from some mysterious ‘top table’, but though the passenger door of a Vauxhall Astra and with the appropriate amounts of gusto we’ve become accustomed to.
Gladys tells me that Tottenham Hotspur Expired Time Shares Inc. are extremely confident that Marseille’s Michy Batshuayi will be wearing next season’s polyester abomination from Under Armour.
This confidence comes not just from the boardroom, but from out Belgian contingent.
Now, previously on ER (one for the dad’s) we were led to believe that the player was playing up and wanted to be our highest paid player.
Glad has been told that Kane’s enhanced £100k pwk deal was in part commissioned in order to head such craziness off at the pass.
Word at Hotspur Way is that we have not only put together an offer that not only placates the 22 year old, but one also that works for Marseille.
Today has seen a gush of ‘Michy Batshuayi to…’ articles.
Is this because the hacks are being encouraged by the player’s despicable agent, or is it because the horses on the transfer rumour carousel are so few and far between the recycling was inevitably going to throw this one up again?
Willian II The Movie?
Make it so, Daniel.
