A Korean football team has apologized after filling its empty stands with sex dolls during a game according to sources.
FC Seoul dressed life-size sex dolls in football kit, gave them placards, and dotted them around the stadium whilst respecting social distancing protocols.
A spokesman for the club told the gathered press, “Can you pop back in a couple of hours, I’m trying to sort out a puncture?”, allegedly.
Well, all Levy needs to do is ask, minds called Danielle
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Levy might sign a few as they are good in a number of positions!
😂😂😂 you’re killing me. I know there will be “canned atmosphere though through our harmen karmen system. Can remember seeing them load in the amps during the build. Some serious wattage. Monster cables too
You couldn’t make it up. There’ll be one in every other seat to maintain social distancing when the grounds reopen. Price will be added to your season ticket.