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“I’m very committed to this team that’s wasted 20 years of my life” Harry Kane spoof hits the spot
By Harry Hotspur -

Much of this is acutely well written, by Darren Farley who captures the essential nonsense of being a Tottenham player under ENIC.

The idea that Spurs would loan the 26-year-old out for 2000 games, so he could go off and win things is priceless.

Mansion Bet didn’t sponsor this post, it was just too good not to share,

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ministers cat
ministers cat
1 year ago

Take your navy blue & white glasses off and ask “why would he stay?”. Harry my son you will not be playing in 2050.

Trembly Legs
Trembly Legs
1 year ago

Brilliant satire that proves we’re the laughing stock of the league. Maybe Sadiq will permit an inflatable greedy pig be floated above the Tottenham Hotspur stadium. Either that or a white elephant.

mikey hughes
mikey hughes
1 year ago
Reply to  Trembly Legs

Under ENIC we’ve always been a joke. Even when we were the best team in the land for 2 seasons everyone could see that our bench was crap because Levy wouldn’t spend any money on it.

Trembly Legs
Trembly Legs
1 year ago
Reply to  mikey hughes

Everyone was just waiting for the wheels to come off.

Jonathan Hurst
Jonathan Hurst
1 year ago
Reply to  Trembly Legs

Least we gave them what they were waiting for

Trembly Legs
Trembly Legs
1 year ago
Reply to  Jonathan Hurst

We didn’t Levy did.

That cockerel on his lapel doesn’t mean he’s a real fan.

Jonathan Hurst
Jonathan Hurst
1 year ago
Reply to  Trembly Legs

Fair point shouldn’t of grouped us all with the bald headed numb minded twit that is levy my bad

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