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The Biggest Tit We’ve Ever Signed

By The Boy -

Good morning where you are.

For a nanosecond it did occur to me that the getting out of the Europa is what I wanted, so why am I turning my nose up at the very gift I wanted?

Then I was reminded that was Spurs at ‘full steam’ going all out to prove themselves.

Oh boy did they prove themselves. Spurs have proved themselves to be untrustworthy.

The worst offender was of Dele Alli.

Twitter turned into ‘Attack Of The Flat Earthers’ last night. Apparently anyone in a Spurs shirt can do know wrong. Perhaps Harold Shipman should have worn one to his trial.

Dele was building up to this moment.

He’s a petulant little fairy who’s completely lacking in what’s required to make it as a professional footballer.

Tackle him with any force and whines to the referee like a needy child, this is after diving and feigning a life changing injury.

If the official doesn’t vend a suitably comforting free-kick or card, then he decides to take the law into his own hands and either squares up to, or fouls an opponent.

The problem with Alli’s Judge Dredd impression is that Joseph Dredd didn’t patrol the streets of Mega City One arresting, sentencing, and executing criminals sporting a skin tight white vest over a 36″ chest with a bog brush on his head.

The gangster routine is a total embarrassment, I’ve seen more street tough lolly pop ladies.

Spurs have signed some right old chumps it their time, but none were as irritating this tit.

Dele thinks he’s a somebody, but the truth is that the talent he has is eclipsed by his arrogance. In real life, away from the inflated salary and cosseted life of a Premier League footballer, he’d be the guy working in the warehouse who’d find himself trussed up in pallet wrap and thrown into a skip for acting the d*ck.

Poch needs to stop showing this tart unconditional love and bin some sense into him. Had Diego Costa tried to break that guy’s leg last night, their would be a petition to parliament.

Wembley was full of families, the game was beamed around the planet and yet Pee Wee Alli decides to morph into a Street Fighter 2 Turbo character.

The club needs to match whatever ban he receives.

 

 

 

 

 

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