Date: 7th May 2018 at 5:27pm
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Newcastle United Football Club occupy an unsafe space in may Spurs’ fans subconscious.

Largely because of a 5-1 at Sid James’ Park back in 2016.

However the last time we played these bar coded clowns in 2017 – it was a 0-2 to the Tottenham at Sid James’ Park.

Fast forward to May 2018 and I fail to see a bogey team.

Rather, I see a team that has to date achieved the magnificence that is 10th in the Premier League, and most recently lost their last three games in a row.

Two of which were away.

When I look at the Premier League website, I see their ‘danger man’ is Mohamed Diamé Bar whose key strength is listed as ‘tackles’.

Scared yet?

The betting markets are routinely a good indicator – bookies like to be buried swathed in the stuff.

Newcastle are 14/1 to win Wednesday’s game. Whereas a Tottenham win is 2/11.

The bookies are fully expectant of resounding Spurs win, and for the goals to flow more freely than they have been.

Spurs to score under 2.5 goals is 10/3, and over the same shut out at 3/10.

It’s all well and good branding our last two games as banana skins; they absolutely are.

However it is beyond ambitious to believe that Spurs won’t thwack this lot out of the stadium and into grey, grey Wembley night.

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  • jimmylofi May 8, 2018 at 9:13 am

    Thinking about this in a positive way and banking on two wins for us to make sure, I’d rather Liverpool fack up their last game with a draw allowing Chelsea into fourth at their expense, while losing to a dodgy last-minute Bale penalty in the CL (Ronaldo sent off for a dive and dissent).

    This scenario notwithstanding the possibility that both C and L are banned from Europe because of a transfer technicality that is uncovered from a youth deal 6 years ago.

    I wish both teams nothing but disappointment, but would derive more joy from Liverpool developing the ‘bottlers’ tag..

    • Camus May 8, 2018 at 9:27 am

      Nice dream, bud.

      Pool will beat Brighton about 5-0.
      But there’s still hope that Perez pays the ref off in the CL final.

  • Camus May 8, 2018 at 9:09 am

    First visit to News Now in some considerable time.
    My eyes hurt from all the lies…
    I’ll not be revisiting.

    • Tappaspur May 8, 2018 at 9:15 am

      Like we’re gonna sell rose buy sessy with the money then loan him back to fulham for a season if they get promoted leaving us with only davies in that position. As if!!

      • Camus May 8, 2018 at 9:25 am

        Deal agreed with Bale!
        Deal agreed with Zaha!
        Man eats own lungs!

        • Tappaspur May 8, 2018 at 9:28 am

          Man put feet in own trouser pockets

    • Harry Hotspur May 8, 2018 at 9:34 am

      My favourites are the ‘SELL HIM’, ‘RUBBISH’ Spurs Fans Lash Out At 13stone Midfielder’

      How is what a couple of wankers on Twitter posted conceivably the cornerstone of an article?

  • mystic arnold May 8, 2018 at 8:15 am

    I remember the last 2 home games against Newcastle where we did everything but score their nkeper had the game of his life and they scored with their only shots on goal yes im worried where going to mess up AGAIN

    • Gloster1861 May 8, 2018 at 8:52 am

      2013, Tim Krul defied Spurs so many times to give them a one nil win. It was so typical of our luck. Fourteen great saves.

      https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/24891077

      • Gloster1861 May 8, 2018 at 8:52 am

        Probably his greatest display as a goalie.

      • Accy May 8, 2018 at 9:22 am

        I remember that game. We had 30 shots or something.

        • Gloster1861 May 8, 2018 at 9:33 am

          Yep. Amazing, should have been a score like 6-1.

  • East Stand May 8, 2018 at 7:19 am

    Happy Tuesday everyone!!

    • Gloster1861 May 8, 2018 at 7:30 am

      Back at yer Easty!

  • Accy May 8, 2018 at 5:50 am

    Tappaspur
    There is that. Id take a chance though. Who have we got in the team that can spray passes around (accurately) with both feet? Eriksson and kane would love him there.

    I’m with you

    • Caveman May 8, 2018 at 8:59 am

      Who?

  • Urbane Sturgeon May 8, 2018 at 12:25 am

    Imagine the above prediction written a week ago about the Brom match, and what were the odds then of them winning?

    Am I scared yet? You bet your ripped up final programme I am. I’ve been all a quiver since 5pm last Saturday.

    Have I mentioned I’m not confident?

    • Gus May 8, 2018 at 1:14 am

      Hopefully not black and white

      • AntSpurs May 8, 2018 at 1:23 am

        Rafa’s gonna get served up some Hot Tot tapas courtesy of the Poch. Lots of balls, swordfish, spuds caliente, some lamela paella, washed down with some moura sangria.

        • AntSpurs May 8, 2018 at 1:24 am

          Sissoko for the winner 🤟

          • AntSpurs May 8, 2018 at 1:26 am

            That’s why we bought him, all makes sense now.

            • East Stand May 8, 2018 at 7:24 am

              Barcodes at home right now are an easier proposition than a resurgent WBA team with the players out to prove the team’s plight wasn’t their fault.

              A lot of politics around Pardew and the players, they beat Utd and they beat us. A bit of late season energy can count for a lot.

              Now we just need to hand the Barcodes their bollocks back on a plate to prove I’m right!!

              • Gloster1861 May 8, 2018 at 7:33 am

                The ‘thank fuck anyone but Pardew’ bounce!

                Pardew really is the David Brent of football. You wonder how the cnut kept getting to be a manager at a premier league club.

  • BARD May 7, 2018 at 9:42 pm

    What a snooker final. Like the old days.

    • Tappaspur May 7, 2018 at 9:47 pm

      Ray reardon doug mountjoy 🙂

      • 💋 May 8, 2018 at 12:02 am

        Ray rearing Don and Doug mounting Joy.

        • AntSpurs May 8, 2018 at 12:20 am

          Doug Mounting Joy was a friend of my mother’s (not kidding), married to my mums best mate.

          • AntSpurs May 8, 2018 at 12:33 am

            I fink they were married, long time ago. Maybe he played Doug Mountjoy in pot black final 🤔

    • melcyid May 8, 2018 at 12:23 am

      I prefer it when we beat the pool

      • melcyid May 8, 2018 at 12:25 am

        never liked joan beize much

        • AntSpurs May 8, 2018 at 12:31 am

          That’s cause she’s a beize

      • AntSpurs May 8, 2018 at 12:28 am

        Always getting snookered, that’s why I preferred the pool.

  • Camus May 7, 2018 at 9:35 pm

    ronwol96061
    What happens when the spanish waiter beats the deck chair attendant?

    The deck chair attendant quietly packs all the deck chairs away in the hut, but the people on the beach burn the hut down and tell the deck chair attendant to fackin’ do one.

    • ronwol96061 May 7, 2018 at 10:09 pm

      I love it!
      Its rhe first creative pisitive tjing that has happened to us since 1962 when Jimmy Greaves scored 3 goals at hiome to Blackpool

  • Tappaspur May 7, 2018 at 9:08 pm

    Dele boo hoo. Nice and cheap for the kids and parents. Its good.

    • Tappaspur May 7, 2018 at 9:10 pm

      Wash it a few times it wont be the same colour and shape 🙂 wash by hand and dry flat! 🙂 🙂 🙂

      • Gloster1861 May 7, 2018 at 9:16 pm

        Fairy Snow or Lux.

        • Tappaspur May 7, 2018 at 9:17 pm

          Dreft

          • ronwol96061 May 7, 2018 at 9:33 pm

            Robin Persil

            • Camus May 7, 2018 at 9:47 pm

              Daz. It’s whiter than white!

              • AntSpurs May 7, 2018 at 9:49 pm

                Daveed Gi Lenor

                • AntSpurs May 7, 2018 at 10:01 pm

                  Serge Ariel

                  • AntSpurs May 7, 2018 at 10:08 pm

                    Steve Bold

                    • ronwol96061 May 7, 2018 at 10:10 pm

                      Im in the bleachers

                    • AntSpurs May 7, 2018 at 10:10 pm

                      Whoops, Steve Archibold

                    • ronwol96061 May 7, 2018 at 10:12 pm

                      Omo Sapiens

                    • AntSpurs May 7, 2018 at 10:12 pm

                      Fairy nuff

                    • ronwol96061 May 7, 2018 at 10:13 pm

                      Alphabet Soap

                    • ronwol96061 May 7, 2018 at 10:14 pm

                      How clean is Dele anyway?

                    • AntSpurs May 7, 2018 at 10:14 pm

                      Bit of surf and turf ?

                    • ronwol96061 May 7, 2018 at 10:16 pm

                      Surf,Snurf and Spurf

                    • ronwol96061 May 7, 2018 at 10:17 pm

                      Theres go to be a joke about Bounce surely…

                    • AntSpurs May 7, 2018 at 10:18 pm

                      I’m finkin

                    • AntSpurs May 7, 2018 at 10:23 pm

                      Jurgen Cleansman. Wey hey !!

                    • AntSpurs May 7, 2018 at 10:35 pm

                      Roman Palm Olive Chenko. Okay scraping the barrel 😂

                    • melcyid May 7, 2018 at 11:02 pm

                      Dont be a Fairy these quips are Brillo

                    • ronwol96061 May 8, 2018 at 12:00 am

                      What tine are you going to wash the next game?

                    • AntSpurs May 8, 2018 at 12:05 am

                      After a couple of southern comforts

                    • AntSpurs May 8, 2018 at 12:07 am

                      Wet flannel over the eyes 😂

                    • melcyid May 8, 2018 at 12:08 am

                      im gonna wash a soap opera

                    • AntSpurs May 8, 2018 at 12:08 am

                      Releasing some doves after the game

                    • melcyid May 8, 2018 at 12:09 am

                      you silly suds

                    • AntSpurs May 8, 2018 at 12:12 am

                      Couldn’t believe Williams failed to sink the pink. Great snooker final. Not quite the same as the chain smoking, glasses wearing, pissed up finales of yesteryear. How did White never win one? Think he lost was it 8 on the bounce….there it is 😘

                    • melcyid May 8, 2018 at 12:13 am

                      you lot are wringing this out for all its worth.you are just mangling words

                    • melcyid May 8, 2018 at 12:14 am

                      the kardashians are a bunch of old scrubbers

                    • AntSpurs May 8, 2018 at 12:18 am

                      One of my earliest memories of being funny with my Nan (and getting a clip round the ear) when I’d say Hi Jean.

              • melcyid May 8, 2018 at 12:20 am

                Anderton

                • AntSpurs May 8, 2018 at 12:21 am

                  Homerton

                  • Urbane Sturgeon May 8, 2018 at 12:38 am

                    Some of these wash jokes are too complicated, just keep it Simple peeps, I can Yardley believe some of them, they’re awful. Anyway it’s getting late, time to Vanish.

                    • AntSpurs May 8, 2018 at 1:30 am

                      You see, no jokes too shit ☺️

    • 💋 May 7, 2018 at 9:31 pm

      … is my take on it too.

  • Willie! May 7, 2018 at 9:01 pm

    We better crush them like a cockroach. I think their real danger man is Kennedy. The boy Ayoze is just a shit Lanzini…which ain’t saying much.

    • ronwol96061 May 7, 2018 at 9:07 pm

      They all look Barca when they play us

      • East Stand May 7, 2018 at 9:17 pm

        All? Liverpool, Real Madrid, Utd all looked like Barca when we beat them?

        • Camus May 7, 2018 at 9:30 pm

          I think Stoke drew with Liverpool, mate, and down they went to the Championship.

          • East Stand May 7, 2018 at 9:32 pm

            We beat Liverpool 4-1…

            • ronwol96061 May 7, 2018 at 9:35 pm

              Lack of nuance and humour^^^^^

        • ronwol96061 May 7, 2018 at 9:34 pm

          Semantics!

          • Gus May 7, 2018 at 11:53 pm

            Don’t worry Ron, clearly they’re anti semantic

            • ronwol96061 May 8, 2018 at 12:01 am

              They either. They also dont read the fine print.

              • ronwol96061 May 8, 2018 at 12:01 am

                They are.

                • East Stand May 8, 2018 at 8:38 am

                  I’m humourless, you should know that by now Ron!

    • Tappaspur May 7, 2018 at 9:11 pm

      J j shelvy. He can put it where you want it.

      • Gloster1861 May 7, 2018 at 9:17 pm

        Let’s ask Rafa to rest him.

        • Tappaspur May 7, 2018 at 9:28 pm

          Lets ask rafa to sell him. He dont work hard enough to play for poch. I’d sign him tomorrow. Swap him for deir even. The boy makes things happen.

          • TyredMan 🚯 May 7, 2018 at 10:07 pm

            Things like getting sent off, That’s why he Dippers got rid of him wasn’t it?

            • Tappaspur May 7, 2018 at 10:41 pm

              There is that. Id take a chance though. Who have we got in the team that can spray passes around (accurately) with both feet? Eriksson and kane would love him there.

              • TyredMan 🚯 May 8, 2018 at 12:42 am

                Then we would have two Bald Freaks at the club, a little one and a big one.

  • ronwol96061 May 7, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    What happens when the spanish waiter beats the deck chair attendant?

    • East Stand May 8, 2018 at 8:40 am

      A right proper paella-up?

  • Horndog 🇺🇸 May 7, 2018 at 8:36 pm

    C’mon man!, Boo-Hoo man! Pfft man!

    • Gloster1861 May 7, 2018 at 8:50 pm

      Yes. Surely do that stuff next week after the last game. He is a prize dork.

      • AntSpurs May 7, 2018 at 9:07 pm

        He’s bucking a trend, fashionably early.

        • AntSpurs May 7, 2018 at 9:08 pm

          Quite a decent array of pyjamas on show. Might pick up a set.

          • AntSpurs May 7, 2018 at 9:09 pm

            Few of the models look quite suspect.

            • AntSpurs May 7, 2018 at 9:10 pm

              Met a few in Feltham juvenile centre 😲

  • Caspurs♿️ May 7, 2018 at 8:34 pm

    Apologies to all for my tardy stadium updates, as I know how much you all love them.
    Here’s the last big lift (hopefully), as the sky bridge gantries were lifted into place over the weekend.


    🤓👏🏻 🤓👏🏻 🤓👏🏻 🤓👏🏻

  • East Stand May 7, 2018 at 8:31 pm

    I’m sure WBA ‘couldn’t win’ before our last match either!

    • SeattleSpursGuy May 7, 2018 at 8:32 pm

      I sure didn’t think so.

  • SeattleSpursGuy May 7, 2018 at 8:30 pm

    Dele is currently on nine Premier League goals for the season. One more and Spurs would be the sixth team in Premier League history to have four players with 10+ goals in a single season.

    Harry Kane on 27 goals, Son Heung-min on 12 and Christian Eriksen on 10.

  • SeattleSpursGuy May 7, 2018 at 8:25 pm

    Any word on Jan? I’m just seeing the ‘we will assess him’ stuff from Poch

    • Accy May 7, 2018 at 8:26 pm

      He’s got gout.

    • East Stand May 7, 2018 at 8:27 pm

      “We will asses him” – that is obviously the word on Jan!

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? May 7, 2018 at 8:19 pm

    Higgins comes roaring back. It was 14-7, I fancied a come back. If only I’d had a nifty on it.😧

    • Caspurs♿️ May 7, 2018 at 8:19 pm

      Yeah right…

  • caveman May 7, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    We’ll win both games. The others have FA to play for.

    • Gloster1861 May 7, 2018 at 8:32 pm

      The FA cup won’t take them to the next level….

      Whatever meaningless drivel that is. Pseudo nonsense.

      • East Stand May 7, 2018 at 9:20 pm

        I agree with that, a domestic cup win would be a great thing but only a one off occurrence.

        After we won the League Cup in 08 we didn’t improve as a result, in fact we went to shit…

        • Gloster1861 May 7, 2018 at 9:46 pm

          We lost Berbatov and Keane. Awful summer of disruption.

  • Lilywhite without the ll May 7, 2018 at 7:51 pm

    Harry Hotspur
    Did no get an agenda

    haha, the waste paper bin is the fax inbox, just like Levy on deadline day 😁

  • Camus May 7, 2018 at 7:49 pm

    A draw vs the Toon is a not-to-be-sniffed-at 15/2 on BET365.

    You can also get the Chavs to make Top 4 at an intriguing 7/2.

  • Frontwheel 2 May 7, 2018 at 7:31 pm

    would we really want it all plain sailing ?Nah,deep down we want this fuckery

    • Gloster1861 May 7, 2018 at 7:50 pm

      Correct. I’d feel cheated if Spurs made it easy.

      I’d have to complain about having nothing to complain about. Disgraceful.

      • Camus May 7, 2018 at 7:54 pm

        Had we already qualified for top 4, as we should have done by now, I’d be out drinking champers every night and braying like a Tory at Chelsea & Gooner fans. Fuck that, Glos! I want pain and agony, please.

        • Gloster1861 May 7, 2018 at 8:34 pm

          We are Nietzschien disciples. We only know our lives have meaning through suffering pain.

  • 💋 May 7, 2018 at 7:30 pm

    Camus
    I know Levy is tight, but it’s a strange one… Saying that, he dresses like a 12-yr old anyway so maybe he genuinely rates the crap 😝

    Does everyone who buys BooHoo crap dress like a 12-yr old?

    • Caspurs♿️ May 7, 2018 at 7:32 pm

      10yr-old kids?

      • 💋 May 7, 2018 at 7:34 pm

        I have no idea how that question works an answer.

        • Camus May 7, 2018 at 7:37 pm

          Pamplemousse?

      • Sexy Beast May 7, 2018 at 7:57 pm

        Cas you been hanging around the stadium all day?

        • Caspurs♿️ May 7, 2018 at 8:12 pm

          No why, have I missed something?

          • Sexy Beast May 7, 2018 at 8:19 pm

            I was hoping you would tell me what i’ve missed! hehe
            You coming sunday?

            • Caspurs♿️ May 7, 2018 at 8:22 pm

              Nah fairly quiet today except for a couple of SS steels going in, but the Telex 500 has lifted the two sky bridge gantries into place. 👍

              • Caspurs♿️ May 7, 2018 at 8:22 pm

                *Terex

                • East Stand May 7, 2018 at 8:33 pm

                  I was going to say, the former sounds like a bit of office kit from the 80’s!

  • YidInExile May 7, 2018 at 7:29 pm

    This has 3-3 Smeared all over it, then level on points with the Cheats come the end, play the Foxes, lead 1 nil until the 95th minute, only to succumb to a Serge Aurier pen, MahreZ scores, and we are relegated to 5th

  • Frontwheel 2 May 7, 2018 at 7:28 pm

    The captain thing is a cultural thing with Poch,in South America its often given the the oldest player as a mark of respect,even if he’s hands are 2 empty crisp bags

    • Frontwheel 2 May 7, 2018 at 7:29 pm

      his

    • Caspurs♿️ May 7, 2018 at 7:32 pm

      It’s the same in Europe as well.

  • SeattleSpursGuy May 7, 2018 at 7:26 pm

    That is some godawful shit clothing at Boohoo. But you can get a £45.00 suit if your’re in the market.

  • SeattleSpursGuy May 7, 2018 at 7:23 pm

    • Accy May 7, 2018 at 7:24 pm

      I’ll tell you what he’d better not cry when we get knocked out of the world cup…for his own sake.

    • Lilywhite without the ll May 7, 2018 at 7:48 pm

      he couldn’t wait till the last game of the season was over, course not…

    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? May 7, 2018 at 7:56 pm

      Nice to see one of our top players fully focused on football at this critical time for our club.

  • Cali May 7, 2018 at 7:22 pm

    Plesse drop Kane or bring him last 20-30 minutes the guy is obsessed golden boots instead he may cost us the Champions League place and the proof the team played fantastic and scored 7 goals in 2 games wirh out him also stop rotation excuse in this late time and drop Rose, Wanyama, Toby and all those Poch feels he want to make amends with them cause he feels he wronged them in any way it is too late to make amends there is no time for sentiment if you want bring them later stages of the game when the job is done, less than that we won’t finish top 4 mark my words Spurs always Collapses under pressure let alone when the Manager making mistakes in what players to play or not to play in games Poch has to wake up and leave the sentiments aside.

  • Camus May 7, 2018 at 7:20 pm

    More weirdness from Twitter.
    Barnsley fan Ian McMillan, a radio presenter and writer, says:-

    “It’s very sad when your team gets relegated and you’ve invested lots of time and money and emotion in it; still, I’ve bought my season ticket for next year because in the end what I support isn’t a manager or a bunch of players or a board but an ideal and a series of dreams.“

    I’m sure a few on here can relate but this guy needs help.

  • Superspoz 🐰 May 7, 2018 at 7:20 pm

    There. A bunny. That should do the trick. You’re welcome.

    • Gloster1861 May 7, 2018 at 7:47 pm

      We’re saved. Lucky bunny power though would prefer a magical hare.

  • SeattleSpursGuy May 7, 2018 at 7:20 pm

    The important comparison isn’t that Newcastle toned us a couple seasons back and they might do it again. The important comparison is in 2016, Spurs title challenge ended with a couple of games to go and the team fall apart. This season, we very disappointingly got dumped out of the cup and performances have been pretty unconvincing since then. Here’s where Poch has to earn his money, getting them focused.

  • Harry Hotspur May 7, 2018 at 7:19 pm

    We lose to toon and the headline will have ‘boo hoo’ in it.

    • Camus May 7, 2018 at 7:21 pm

      “BooHoo cancel their contract with Dele as they refuse to be associated with Europa fodder”

      • Harry Hotspur May 7, 2018 at 7:23 pm

        At those price points, why hasn’t Sue Ryder signed him up?

    • Superspoz 🐰 May 7, 2018 at 7:25 pm

      • Harry Hotspur May 7, 2018 at 7:39 pm

        AAAAaaaaaaggggh!

  • Superspoz 🐧 May 7, 2018 at 7:17 pm

    I’m absolutely bricking it!
    Faksake..

    • Superspoz 🐧 May 7, 2018 at 7:17 pm

      It’s because of this faking penguin innit

  • Gloster1861 May 7, 2018 at 7:03 pm

    Fakinel.

    The title race was over in March. It’s blooming good of Spurs and Pooh to let Cheatski catch up with them so there will be some drama at the top of the table on the final day.

    Hope the PL appreciate our gesture.

    • Harry Hotspur May 7, 2018 at 7:07 pm

      Drama like running out of a certain flavour of crisps at a wake.

  • Camus May 7, 2018 at 6:42 pm

    Boohoo is such a shite brand.
    I bought some jeans from them about a year ago and they were about 2 sizes smaller than the size they were meant to be (and what was actually stated on the ticket.) Sent straight back for a refund.

    Great sponsorship deal, Dele… 👍🏻
    Also, while we’re on about it, how was the boxing the other night, mate?

    • Harry Hotspur May 7, 2018 at 6:47 pm

      OMG.

      Just checked the URL

      http://www.boohoo.com/mens/t-shirts-vests

      It IS a charity shop.

      What a **** 😆

      • Camus May 7, 2018 at 6:50 pm

        Horrendous clobber.
        A jumble sale at best!

        • Harry Hotspur May 7, 2018 at 6:53 pm

          So his girlfriend models Dior swimwear and he’s stood next to a bomber jacket with an RRP of £7.50p

          Wow.

          • Camus May 7, 2018 at 6:57 pm

            I know Levy is tight, but it’s a strange one… Saying that, he dresses like a 12-yr old anyway so maybe he genuinely rates the crap 😝

            • Harry Hotspur May 7, 2018 at 7:06 pm

              For the money, you know you’ll be lucky after a few washes.

              I have a few bits of t-shirtage etc from Primark that I wear in the ‘Chamber Of Resounding Disappointment’ that is my bedroom.

              But otherwise you do tend to get what you pay for.

              A bizarre match-up.

      • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? May 7, 2018 at 8:04 pm

        Hahahaaha!!
        …..and they ain’t models, that next seasons squad.😨

        • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? May 7, 2018 at 8:04 pm

          *s

    • 💋 May 7, 2018 at 6:56 pm

      Love it:

      Boohoo is such a shite brand.
      I bought some jeans from them about a year ago …

      • Camus May 7, 2018 at 6:59 pm

        Yes, not knowing they were shite at the time. The quality was rubbish and they were far too small, hence my discovery that they’re shite.
        I got my refund and I’ve never bought from them again. Because they’re shite. 👍🏻

        • Gloster1861 May 7, 2018 at 7:00 pm

          The clue’s in the name…

          • Harry Hotspur May 7, 2018 at 7:03 pm

            Clue’s in the prices…

  • Exchange Your Tart May 7, 2018 at 6:39 pm

    ..fucking hell, your garden’s massive Harry….I bet you’ve got some unicorns too.

    • Harry Hotspur May 7, 2018 at 6:40 pm

      They love a bit of it…

    • melcyid May 7, 2018 at 6:41 pm

      his last garden was a gasworks covered in graffiti,that was before he move in above the chip shop

      • Harry Hotspur May 7, 2018 at 6:44 pm

        It was more of a Court Order than a move, as such

        • Gloster1861 May 7, 2018 at 6:59 pm

          So the ASBO has expired now?

          • Harry Hotspur May 7, 2018 at 7:02 pm

            Depends who you talk to really…

  • Billerickyvilla May 7, 2018 at 6:33 pm

    Any thoughts on why Poch would experiment with change formation and personnel against WBA??

    • Camus May 7, 2018 at 6:38 pm

      Fancied a larf probably

      • melcyid May 7, 2018 at 6:39 pm

        I agree . champions league and weare avin a larf

  • melcyid May 7, 2018 at 6:13 pm

    One of the reasons we lost saturday but not the whole reason was Roses one on one throughout the whole game with Nyom from the start of the game. Rose had his Mr Angry face on throughout and was constantly niggling all the time.This resulted in him not concentrating on the game and winding up Nyom until he explodedand Rose then retaliated. He nearly got himself sent off and could have with a different ref. That skirmish resulted in Wba whole team galvanizing themselves and upping the fight and commitment and finished in bundling the ball in . he was in the middle of that as well.He is too headstrong and it is all about him. get rid of asap.

  • melcyid May 7, 2018 at 6:01 pm

    The Orifice

    • Harry Hotspur May 7, 2018 at 6:42 pm

      Did no get an agenda

  • Harry Hotspur May 7, 2018 at 5:55 pm

    • Accy May 7, 2018 at 5:56 pm

      *allegedly

    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? May 7, 2018 at 6:08 pm

      Has he just nicked the pound rail outside age concern?

      • Harry Hotspur May 7, 2018 at 6:41 pm

        Sad **** that he is…

    • melcyid May 7, 2018 at 6:15 pm

      wow alli s got clothes

  • Caspurs♿️ May 7, 2018 at 5:49 pm

    Just to clarify, we lost 5-1 in 2016 not 2015, and it was oop norf, not at the Lane, other than that…

    • Harry Hotspur May 7, 2018 at 5:56 pm

      🍻

  • Accy May 7, 2018 at 5:49 pm

    Yedlin. He was another super signing.

  • Accy May 7, 2018 at 5:47 pm

    If and when Brom are relegated I will pour a large glass of wine.

  • Gloster1861 May 7, 2018 at 5:45 pm

    Full throttle against Newcastle. The nightmare would be the final Sunday with Liverpool, Chelsea, Spurs all on 72 points and Mahrez and Vardy killing us.

    • Accy May 7, 2018 at 5:48 pm

      Leicester won’t want another tonking.

  • caveman May 7, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    It shouldn’t have come down to the wire like this. Fucking Newcastle and Leicester City Pfffftttt

    • Gloster1861 May 7, 2018 at 5:44 pm

      Absolutely. Tickets for Wednesday are on general sale, could be a few toon fans coming down to laugh.

    • Accy May 7, 2018 at 5:44 pm

      Wouldn’t be Spurs if it didn’t.

      Still, could be worse, could be West Brom and Brighton still to play.

  • Ash May 7, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    Lets hope so .

  • TheCincinnatiYid May 7, 2018 at 5:34 pm

    Yes, yes yes. I hope so. It occurred to me that Poch (for reasons I don’t fully understand) was resting a few of the lads against West Brom, knowing the game was problematic. Now full tilt against wretched opposition in Newcastle and Leicester.

    And if it doesn’t come to pass, this squad is seriously f*cked.