I was plotting a blog sarcastically praising Levy for the water tight security surrounding our transfer dealings this window.
Posting up images of the Tottenham transfer pages from all the national crammed generic football pieces that had absolutely nothing to do with Spurs buying anyone.
But the angle, the joke, it was too thin.
Because it fundamentally isn’t funny.
The latest itk from Spurs Community is that there is in fact nothing happening beyond Grealish – and maybe the black Grealish Wilried Zaha.
When you take a common sense or secular approach and remove all hope, faith and thoughts of fairies at the bottom of the garden, you get closer to reality.
I find it astonishing that no transfer rumours of any substance has been picked up by a single outlet on planet Earth.
Spurs currently have at least 5 or 6 players on their books that even a miracle worker like Pochettino would rather never see again – or that very best know that he could never win anything with.
Forget the ‘bravery’ malarky, that was clearly a reference to retaining Harry Kane.
It’s obvious that ENIC have bigger fish to fry, and that if anything were to happen this window, then it will happen by chance.
What’s the opposite of chance?
That would the manner in which every other club the league has operated thus far.
Zaha and Grealish are long shots.
Inauthentic punts.
