Good evening and welcome to the all England George Formby finals.
Lloris who is French, Trippier, Dier, Kane, and Alli all feature in this evening’s game and subject to Theresa May’s head exploding and play being halted, we should be in for a splendid evening of international association football.
The national anthem ‘Don’t Look Back At The Immigration Figures’ echoed around the stadium which was recently voted the world’s most hateful man made thing since Diane Abbott’s hat, which is apparently made of her own hair.
Kane has just scored the first goal which will be bittersweet for Lloris, who had Dele Alli has first goal-scorer.
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