Ginger ponce Ray Parlour is putting his CSA money on the Russians too…“This is the game of the weekend,”Spurs were disappointing in the Champions League [against Monaco]. Chelsea are looking very strong. Luiz is sorted. Hazard is playing where he wants to play. Chelsea are nicking games at the moment.”
Another Goon has crawled (literally in his case) out of the woodwork. Paul Merton is also a Luiz fan. “They are on fire since Antonio Conte switched to the new system and they look unplayable at times. He’s worked hard on them and found the perfect system. David Luiz suddenly looks like Beckenbauer!”
A man with a head, the shape of a monkey told the Daily Mail: “The suspension of Danny Rose for this clash is a huge blow for Mauricio Pochettino. Tottenham’s pace comes from their full backs so they go to Stamford Bridge lacking 50 per cent of their firepower.”
The there’s Lee Dixon was the last Gooner to give us a shoeing whilst we were writing on the floor. “I take no pleasure from saying how poor Tottenham have been in this Champions League. It takes so much effort to get there. They nearly won the league and end up finishing third. They put performances up that they have done. It has been really poor.”
And finally…formerly of this parish, not an Arsenal fan, but certainly close given that he’s such a disgruntled ex-employee, Arry Redschnapps has also tipped a Blue Racist win:
“Tottenham seem to have really lost their spark, even though they are unbeaten in the league, they got away with it last week, so it is a good time for Chelsea to be playing Tottenham.”
