With over 550 non-playing staff at Tottenham having been unfortunately furloughed, some players may start having to pull double duty.
Harry Winks could help with catering – he’s a skilful tea maker.
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Eric Dier could do the groundwork – he’s become a keen gardener.
Let’s just hope Juan Foyth doesn’t end up in charge of the scouting team.
In an interview with his native TNT via Instagram, the Argentine was asked to recommend a possible signing to join him at Tottenham and chose 22-year-old winger Lucas Rodriguez from his former club Estudiantes.
Rodriguez, nicknamed ’Titi’, has an uninspiring record of 15 goals and eight assists in 137 career games, and a healthy portion of those came during a loan spell in the playground that is the MLS.
Even the usually evergreen medium of a YouTube compilation video can’t polish him up.
Titi’s only endearing quality appears to be that he’s Foyth’s mate, although that transfer policy might not be any worse than our current one.