Levy will be busy rooting through the Terms & Conditions of his broadcast rights this morning, as the sis likely to become one of the most syndicated games of 2019.
5 goals in 21 minutes set the tone, and I’ll go first with the confession. I’d drunk so much that by the time the 4th goal went in, I’d begun a ritual twitch of my eyes flicking to the top left hand corner of the screen, because I was becoming pretty convinced I was out having a booze fulled out of body experience.
Where to start?
VAR is now the best thing to have happened to the game since half time oranges.
Who needs central midfielders when you’re playing Air Hockey on acid?
Kieran Trippier is still worth his weight in polystyrene chips.
Pray to god the club DON’T release a DVD.
There are few certainties in life, but I’d out the rent on the Premier League version of this game being a somewhat sedate business.
This squad is an underinvested mess and yet it’s a mere 3 hours or so away from a Champions League final.
Pochettino desrves a knighthood.
