The Very Latest NDombele To Spurs Update

You do realise that this isn’t called the Silly Season by chance, don’t you?

Today has been a crackerjack example of stupidity.

The NDombele video hit the Internet and was naturally shared by just about everyone.

However, the depths to which some have sunk is frankly surreal.

Sky Sports News’ Lyall Thomas is telling the world he ‘understands’ that there will be no decision this month! This is the very latest update!

This is because the tape has the flippin’ player saying he’s off on his holibobs!

I am focused on what I have to do in the field. I’ll go on vacation, I’ll rest my head, we’ll see after.

Er, okay Lyall thanks for the inside track, mate.

Then we have the Internet bottom feeders aggregating this complete hokum.

The truth is, that Spurs need to place a winning bid for Tanguy – so don’t get distracted upon who’s where or why – keep focused on a deal actually being done.

I hope we sign this boy on the basis I hope we sign someone, anyone. Marcus Edwards is not to be confused with ‘just like a new signing’ under any circumstances.

So thanks again for this vital update Lyall, eh?