At last headline that a number of you were waiting for!
The killer quote of this nonsense is this bit, With current Nou Camp hitman Luis Suarez nearing 32 and struggling with long-term knee problems, the Spanish giants’ hunt for a world-class replacement has begun.
And Tottenham star Kane, who faces Barcelona in the Champions League this Tuesday, is first choice on their shortlist.’
Now, I’m not undervaluing the boy Kane’s appeal but this is a classic example of why papers like The Star & The Daily Express have voluntarily disappeared into a vacuum of stupid, stupid, stupid.
Sure, Harry Kane will be shortlisted by any number of top top sides on planet Earth. Daniel Levy didn’t pay the 25 year old market rate wages ahead of the World Cup on whim!
But the day before we play Barca, Harry’s ‘revealed’ by a failing fish supper wrapper as a top target?
This is rubbish.
Harry Pratt’s Daily Star greatest hits is available here – and we’re looking at some football, but also Megan Markle and Lady Gaga guff.
