It’s the gallows humour that invariably holds us together when things go a little Pete Tong, and Spurs we’re never far away from needing some self-effacing wit to helps us get by.
70-plus days without a head coach is quite an achievement in its own right, but when combined with repeatedly rescheduled debt repayments, no stadium sponsors and now the third tier of European football, it’s apparent the wheels are coming off.
New Online Comedian of the Year Finalist 2020 Hasseb Malik nails it here – especially in light of Spurs’ involvement in the European Super League project. How might Tottenham fair if they had to apply to be a ‘big club’? Opposed to just announce that you were one?
Sounds rather silly, but what if your club did actually have to call in and, as the phrase goes, ‘just answer a few simple questions?’