That Erik Lamela is a mystery isn’t he?
A hip injury that nobody bothered to diagnose, or one that was so utterly baffling to the world’s medical profession that it was undiagnosable for months and months but then – the surgeons eventually decided to hack their way in – and now he can wave his leg about underwater.
It’s not just his leg he can wave about.
Tje boy is to be a father and is planning to name the baby boy Tobias after Toby Alderweireld (whose actual first name is Tobias) once he pops out.
The Times believe that Lamela’s rehab might see him returning for Spurs by October. Keen eyed readers will note that the season starts before then.
When might the Argentine be match fit? Do you want to know my secret formulae for working out the length of a piece of string?
Twice the distance from its middle to one end.
Bad communication is worse than none at all and it’s something that Tottenham Hotspur Football Ckub excell at.