“Gumtree FC” Watch this fan exquisitely tear into ENIC after Champions League exit [video]

Confession time, this Oozing Expressions guy is growing on me. I’m not ready to commit to anything as onerous as being trapped in a lift with him, for all his millennial jive, the linguistic skills are too good to be ignored.

On the playing personnel, this is good stuff. “Close ’em down like Blockbusters” says Mr. Expressions, when explaining how he expects Tottenham’s back-line to defend. Brilliant.

As for the description of Hugo Lloris, if you don;t laugh at the Michale Barrymore joke, then you and I could never be friends.

This vlogger knows what has now become a mainstream understanding, that ENIC have failed us – as owners of a football club.

I implore you to watch this. Simply superb stuff.