Well done to Matt Law for getting the heads up which let the Daily Telegraph steal the march on everybody else – Kyle ‘Hot Dog & A Shake’ Walker is in all but name a Manchester City player.
News that which will undoubtedly be well received by his old lady, but has yet to fire up much angst amongst Spurs fans. I’m somewhat bemused by this reaction given I’ve been pilloried left right and centre for calling him Bonzo – because he’s a harebrained twit – yet set fire to the shirt because you’ve got to get the hell out of Dodge and barely a murmur.
Funny.
Old.
Game.
Kieran Trippier is a Daniel Levy wet dream. Cheaper, cheaper, ultimately less expensive, already on the books, won’t cost as much and for the love of dear god he’s better at playing football.
I know, it’s like the whole footballing world was suddenly a bald man’s sick twisted fantasy.