Solved: The Mystery Of Mourinho’s Audio Leak

Two days ago we brought you a clip of footage from Hotspur Way, shot by the club, that has since been removed by the charming people at Twitter, due to a claim by the copyright owner. The audio from the Spurs TV footage managed to pick up José Mourinho saying something along the lines of… “You want to stay here? Or go to Real Madrid and play no football?”, which set fans wondering exactly whom the gaffer was talking to or about?

David Woods for The Sun believes that Mourinho was talking to his No 2 Joao Sacramento, and other backroom staff. Is there a crisis? To paraphrase Tommy Lee Jones’ line in No Country For Old Men, I’d say that this situation will do until until the crisis gets here.

At the risk of repeating myself, it is overwhelmingly clear that Bale – along with Dele Alli – isn’t capable of showing enough promise in training to earn a place in José’s starting XI.

No wonder Bale was permanently laughing – a million quid a month, and how much game time has he played? The entire situation is farcical, another Daniel Levy special, just in case anyone forgot he was still involved.