‘Tottenham are plotting a move for Manchester United defender Chris Smalling!’ say the Daily Mail.
Not only is this complete garbage, it’s complete garbage being recycled by people like 101GreatGoals who once upon a time used to deliver …clips of goals!
No really. They did. Ask your dad.
When asking Glad about the possibility of Spurs doing business with Manchester United the reply was unequivocal:
“More chance of me regaining my virginity. Daniel can’t sell to Man Utd full stop.”
“The Carrick thing, the Berbatov thing. Even if we saw Rooney in return, few if anyone would be pleased.”
Smalling to Spurs is ambitious to the point of having been completely made up. Joe Bernstein.
This stinks to high heaven of an impending Dier/Smalling swap headline that also won’t be worth reading.