Sir Shootalot on the bench please

 

I’m struggling to remember a time I was quite so confident about playing this lot. By confident, I don’t mean in an ‘expect to win by 2 or 3 sort of way’ rather in a ‘we’ve never been so strong sort of way.’

Tottingham Hotspurs go into this with just one goal conceded in 5 Premier League games.

No goals conceded in 3 UEFA League games.

We know what we have now, in simple terms, a squad that affords us the opportunity to field a first team and a bench with intent, not just one with leftovers sitting on it.

We’re playing Chelsea and so an eye to tactics will do us no harm. The last thing you do against this lot is introduce players who won’t make an impact. Perhaps this is never more so pertinent given it’s an early fixture.We need a bench with the likes of Defoe, Holtby and Townsend on it.

Townsend and Defoe are the ‘unthinking’ fans favourites, but we’ll need more than pot shots today. Andros’ shooting accuracy is 20% worse than Siggy. Defoe has been on fire; against pub teams.

History has taught us that these games never get off to a flyer and this may suit Jose. He’s served up some some seriously attritional stuff this season. And so we might consider his strategy.

Unless the “Special One” is about to do a tactical 360° and include Mata in a more creatively dynamic line up, then the battle will be in midfield and the threats will be a breaking Oscar and maybe Hazard. Eto’o may be 32 but he’s lost little or no pace. Our back four will need their collective wits about them. I’m calling it now, by the way: they will be alert to the chance of getting a penalty today. Someone tell Dawson and Bonzo, ‘We’re not at home to Mr Cockup.”

Soldado isn’t a worry; not supplying him is the worry. All eyes on Eriksen, Moussa and Paulinho to find him. I hope Lamela starts. Again, he’s a far better choice than Sir Shootalot to beat Ashley Cole.

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