Sheffield United gaffer was out on the lash until 4.30am after stuffing Spurs|video

A little croaky is about right. The Blades’ peculiar CGI background to one side, Chris Wilder looked like a man who’d been on the jolly, and fair play to him.

This fan suggested to the Press Association’s Jonathan Veal that the catalyst for the knees-up was that beating Spurs guaranteed Premier League security, added to which, the club’s owners would now unlock £10million in bonuses amongst the squad.

One has to wish the Blades well, and just take in how depressingly unmotivated our own squad is right now. I’m in no doubt that we have the right coach, and that we far too many overpaid losers on our books.

Our next 3 Premier League matches are liable to be unmissable – but perhaps not for the right reasons…