I need to make a small confession.
Up until today, I was unaware of the existence of James Maddison. Call me the white Danny Rose.
According to The Times’ Gary Jacob, James Maddison is Daniel Levy’s upgrade on Christian Eriksen.
In Levy We Trust.
What the hell is with the use of the word, ‘upgrade’?!
The answer painfully simple, there’s nothing wrong with Christian Eriksen, and so any owner of a football club seeking to get shot of such whiz must be doing so on the basis that they have something better lined up.
Anyone that recalls the old Through The Keyhole TV show with Sir David Frost will be familiar the line, ‘and remember, all the clues are there…’
Toby Alderweireld has been outstanding – he’s off in a season’s time.
Jan Vertonghen has been outstanding – he’s off in a season’s time.
Any more questions, then I strongly suggest you send them to someone else. Someone who cares about the weird fantasy you’re living in.
