DEFCON Shambles: Season Ticket Take Up Collapses

I wish nothing other than the best for the team, but the regime? Pffffft.

One fan posted online: ‘My other membership in my wife’s name is 45634th in the queue and she has been invited today by email to apply for a season ticket, so take up is what, less than 40% at the moment. We’ve only had that membership for one season.’

Another added: ‘My son’s friends’ son has been offered one at 52785.’

A fan well done the pecking order added: ‘I’ve just got the email and I was about 51k in the queue. Have they hugely overestimated the number of people who want season tickets? Now I’ve got a decision to make… Nice of them to give me 24 hours… ‘

‘I’ve never really wanted a ST, but I must admit that I might be tempted now… My point was more about the club using those waiting list numbers to secure the financing on the new stadium. The banks might not be happy.

If they are only selling an additional 18k ST’s and I’ve been offered one at 51,108 that’s a pretty low take-up rate.’

Has Levy wildly overestimated the goodwill from supporters? Of course he has. His degree in Economics and Land Management were never going to be enough to run a football club properly.

Chop chop, snip snip Daniel. Better come up with master – master plan.

This one is falling apart at the seams, my old darling.